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SEX IS LIKE SNOW


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I just heard this and thought that I would share this-

 

SEX IS LIKE SNOW-YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MANY INCHES YOU ARE GOING TO

GET OR HOW LONG IT WILL LAST!!!!

 

Sadly how true

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that's funny LOL:D it reminds me of another truism: men r like parking spaces....all the good ones r taken & the rest r just 2 small.

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You could say the same thing about the intelligence level of gay men who are obsessed with cock size. The good ones are full and the lousy ones are empty.

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You could say the same thing about the intelligence level of gay men who are obsessed with cock size. The good ones are full and the lousy ones are empty.

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Kinda reminds me of the following line:

 

The girl told her boyfriend that she wanted 12 inches and wanted it to hurt.

 

So he fucked her four times and slapped her!

 

:+

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Maybe I can get STUDLY DORIGHT of the Canadian Royal "Mounties" to cum to my rescue and get me out of this snow drift. I'm stuck in 8" of snow and don't know when it will end. OH MY! What's a boy to do? ;)

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