What's The Filthiest "Safe" Sexual Activity You've Done With An Escort (Or Client)

[SteveEscort]

For many guys it's anal, they think that's filthy enough, especially the straight married types, others rimming, others watersports.

 

Mine was earlier this year when I met a guy at his office, he's asked if I could cum into a condom just before leaving the house and tie it up and seal it. A strange request yes but I thought ok I'll do it and I'll see how it goes and if he's a loony tune, I will pass on handing over my DNA.

 

When I got there he wanted to fuck me (safe of course) but use my own fresh cum as lube. In all the years of working, I have never had anyone ask to do this and although I was quite taken aback when he suggested it, I found it quite horny. There's nothing unsafe about being fucked with your own cum. He has a porn fantasy about fucking a bloke and watching the cum dribble back out of my hole after being fucked and keep playing with it with his cock, pushing it back in. I suppose this was a safe way of fulfilling his fantasy. He wanted to use some of it to begin with as lube and then pour the rest of it on my back and spoon it in with each stroke.

 

It something I wouldn't rule out doing again. When I mentioned it to another escort he shuddered at the thought, but I didn't see anything wrong in it LOL, yet he does snowballing with his own cum, I don't really see much difference apart from it's a different hole.

 

Has anyone else tried that and is it something, now you've read about it, you'd think urgh oh no or think oh that sounds sexy.

[TruthBTold]

I think that sounds kind of sexy, too.

[Binudeguy]

I think using your cum as lube is a fantastic idea. I think it can be fun and am not sure why someone would be turned off by it

[jjkrkwood]

I think using your cum as lube is a fantastic idea. I think it can be fun and am not sure why someone would be turned off by it

 

Some people have an aversion to cum.

[Mark450]

Sounds fine to me. Maybe it's a good thing he didn't describe the whole scene over the phone, you may not have gone for it.

[Steven_Draker]

Some people have an aversion to cum.

 

I have posted this before, but I hope you'll appreciate the humor ...

 

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[Racketjock]

There are of varying degrees of safe. I will credit my favorite escort with giving me the best blow job of my life. Ball tickling, nipple tweaking, smoldering wet mouth, gentle as a butterfly, alternating between velvet and the firm hard suction of a Kirby vacuum cleaner. I climaxed in rare form and volume, all greedily consumed and taken as my hips bucked and I gasped for air and mercy. No sooner than the spasms subsided, his hard body fell on top of me, his lips met mine, and our tongues danced and writhed in the sweet, salty taste of my cum. As we battled for whose tongue could go where and down other's throat the farthest, I came again within 60 seconds. Safe for me and most memorable......

[+ glutes]

SteveEscort, do you know 'Rich.' over the pond there?????

[SteveEscort]

SteveEscort, do you know 'Rich.' over the pond there?????

 

No LOL, should I

[SteveEscort]

Sounds fine to me. Maybe it's a good thing he didn't describe the whole scene over the phone, you may not have gone for it.

 

Maybe, I thought he wanted to drink it LOL, I didn't know why he wanted it. I was quite surprised when I found out. The most bizarre thing about the whole appointment was that it was in a side interview room and his secretary showed me to the office. No one had a clue, they thought he was interviewing me for some work related reason and he needed complete privacy. It was the whole thrill of doing it under people's noses and being thoroughly filthy that appealed to him. I knew about the office/interview room thing in advance and I agreed to it as long as the door was locked. It was an interesting appointment.

 

I also did an appointment in a car lot. One of those portable pre-fabricated office things at a used car dealer. He put "out for lunch" on the window and people were walking about outside looking at cars whilst I was doing him on his desk. When we'd finshed we both walked out in front of people and he said "I'll get you that quote in the post for the car Steve, cheers". Blimey I was gobsmacked. I could write a best seller with some of the things I've witnessed LOL

[bobchitown]

There are of varying degrees of safe. I will credit my favorite escort with giving me the best blow job of my life. Ball tickling, nipple tweaking, smoldering wet mouth, gentle as a butterfly, alternating between velvet and the firm hard suction of a Kirby vacuum cleaner. I climaxed in rare form and volume, all greedily consumed and taken as my hips bucked and I gasped for air and mercy. No sooner than the spasms subsided, his hard body fell on top of me, his lips met mine, and our tongues danced and writhed in the sweet, salty taste of my cum. As we battled for whose tongue could go where and down other's throat the farthest, I came again within 60 seconds. Safe for me and most memorable......

 

You have a future as a porn writer!

 

I do agree that this sort of sucking is amazingly sexy and will blow one's mind.

[justaguy]

Racketjock, Wow. That's the best paragraph I've read in a long time.

[leigh.bess.toad]

I'll let you know in about 48 hours. I have a very strong suspicion my kinkiest experience is about to begin. In about 21 hours.

[Bosguy]

I'll let you know in about 48 hours. I have a very strong suspicion my kinkiest experience is about to begin. In about 21 hours.

 

kinkIEST for you. That couldn't make it on the site. Most porn studios wouldn't dare produce it!!!

 

Have FUN

 

Boston Bill

[leigh.bess.toad]

kinkIEST for you. That couldn't make it on the site. Most porn studios wouldn't dare produce it!!!

 

Have FUN

 

Boston Bill

 

I'm sure I'm not even in your league. I know a trip to Safeway (for Steve, that's a grocery store) will be involved. Or will it involve something else? I don't know. The two other gentlemen involved both have incredibly vivid and wickedly fun imaginations. To say nothing of their love of things kinky and unusual. The possibilities fair boggle the mind.

[zeyfur]

One of my best sessions with my favorite escort was when he blindfolded me and announced he was going to fuck me bareback . Now before any of you scream and shout it was pre arranged that it would be pretend bareback . He would wear a condom but whisper in my ear asking me how his bare cock felt. It was a hot experience especially when he came in the condom shouting he was flooding my ass with his cum.

[SteveEscort]

One of my best sessions with my favorite escort was when he blindfolded me and announced he was going to fuck me bareback . Now before any of you scream and shout it was pre arranged that it would be pretend bareback . He souls wear a condom but whisper in my ear asking me how his bare cock felt. It was a hot experience especially when he came in the condom shouting he was flooding my ass with his cum.

 

Oh I might "acquire" that scenario for a filthy client I see in London sometimes. He likes all the role play stuff.

 

Good stuff

[zeyfur]

You are welcome to use it. Maybe I should apply for copyright lol

[SteveEscort]

You are welcome to use it. Maybe I should apply for copyright lol

 

Us escorts don't like having to pay for anything, you've got no chance at getting paid for the rights

[leigh.bess.toad]

Steve -- first of all, I mentioned this thread to a few of the escorts I've been with this week (yes it's been a very, very busy week for me). They found it very intriguing and sexy.

 

I don't know if it is even in the same league, but getting into food play when I was with Dave Rockin and Tyger Hudson on Friday and Saturday was incredible. Starting off with ice play was great. Having ice cubes in your ass and on your body was incredible. Laying on some of the cubes of ice in a sling while being fucked was great. But it only served as a prelude to what was to come.

 

We had a blast shopping at Safeway. We entered the store about 10 minutes before closing so we were running through, grabbing things that sounded fun. It was hysterical seeing Dave being flogged by Tyger. With leeks. I'm sure some were wondering what in the hell we were up to. But having 3 perverted minds in one grocery store can conjure up a lot of crazy thoughts. After we finished our shopping spree we went back and played with our newly acquired "toys". For me, the highlight was lying in the sling, having a banana and chocolate covered truffles put in your ass and then being fucked by one guy while the other is spraying cold canned whipped cream on your body and licking it off. And sharing the chocolate covered truffles between each other while french kissing was another highlight. Exploring each others' mouth with the chocolate melting and passing it back and forth between each other was so amazingly sensual. And making out with one guy while the other is sticking peeled brussel sprouts in their ass was something. Brussel sprouts -- nature's ben wa balls.

 

We never did get around to the peanut butter and chocolate syrup.

 

I found out food play can be fun, very sensual and erotic. Thanks Dave and Tyger. I always learn something from you.

[Phil_musc]

Lee, you pervert, you. All

I can say is if all this activity took place in a hotel room, I hope you left the chamber maid one helluva nice tip 'cause she earned it, cleaning up after you guys.

[leigh.bess.toad]

Lee, you pervert, you. All

I can say is if all this activity took place in a hotel room, I hope you left the chamber maid one helluva nice tip 'cause she earned it, cleaning up after you guys.

 

Now there's a title to aspire to around here. Viscount. Count. Earl. Pervert. And where does Slut come in?

 

I would never try this where any poor maid would have to do this. Dave's studio is absolutely perfect for this type of play. Hard surfaces which are all readily cleanable. Although steam cleaning the chains and carabiners on the sling might not have been a bad idea. Just to get rid of any stray whipped cream.

 

It really was a blast.