Another GREAT ad!

[MichiganMan]

After 20 plus years and the countless number of escorts I've hired, this shit STILL pisses me off. http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=275140&scid=58756599&sp=1&pos=2&locid=1510&iid=133280 The ad says "give me a call satisfaction is guaranteed". First, he doesn't answer his emails...oh sorry, my bad....he wants me to call. OK.... where's his FUCKING PHONE NUMBER !! I know...I'm just getting old....there...I feel better already!!!

[RexAll]

After 20 plus years and the countless number of escorts I've hired, this shit STILL pisses me off. http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=275140&scid=58756599&sp=1&pos=2&locid=1510&iid=133280 The ad says "give me a call satisfaction is guaranteed". First, he doesn't answer his emails...oh sorry, my bad....he wants me to call. OK.... where's his FUCKING PHONE NUMBER !! I know...I'm just getting old....there...I feel better already!!!

 

He also says he's not interested in bottoming, but lists himself as versatile. And I'm sorry, but while he is 'athletically' muscular-muscular / buff-- he ain't.

 

Rex

[jjkrkwood]

Well although escorts are often hot, they aint always Edumacated, and perhaps they often dont know the meanings of the words they put in their ads.? Might be wise for them to hire publicists to write for them.... And Proof Reading before posting is a valuable skill to learn too.

[fosterchow]

Are the photos of the same young man? The first shows someone with lots of tattoos; the second doesn't seem to show any tattoos.

[Phil_musc]

I read the ad to say that he "isn't looking to bottom." But who knows, perhaps if the opportunity presented itself he might leap at the chance. Stranger things have happened- so I'm told.

[jjkrkwood]

I just read the ad for the first time. The guy is cute enuf, but my pet peeve, as I mentioned before in forum is escorts that advertise HUNG, but dont SHOW the goods. You are an escort for God sake, you are selling SEX, and often your exceptional equipment. Why Not show It ???? The first rule of advertising is "SHOW THE PRODUCT". Personally, any escort that advertises HUNG huge, 8-9-10 inches etc BUT doesnt show it in his ad, wont be getting MY money.... I am not that Trusting....

[leigh.bess.toad]

Are the photos of the same young man? The first shows someone with lots of tattoos; the second doesn't seem to show any tattoos.

 

My first thought exactly.

 

Another curious thing: he's a Puerto Rican papi, but doesn't list spanish as a language spoken?

 

He lists versatile but not bottoming.

 

Enough red flags here to send me scurrying away.

[jjkrkwood]

My first thought exactly.

 

Another curious thing: he's a Puerto Rican papi, but doesn't list spanish as a language spoken?

 

He lists versatile but not bottoming.

 

Enough red flags here to send me scurrying away.

 

FYI Lee, my partner of 22 yrs was Rican but didnt speak a word of spanish. I am a gringo and speak it fluently. Also I have profile pics on various sites showing me tattoo-less, and then with my ink. all depends on what phase iof your life the photos were taken in. But regardless, I'd be suspicious of the Ad too !