Dumb guy words

[+ friendofsheila]

It's not a "doll", it's an "action figure".

 

Yeah, uh-huh. It's really just a way of avoiding looking gay or un-manly.

 

I remember some comic thought of a way to help men cry, by calling a handkerchief a "snot rag", which I thought was funny.

 

 

I thought of:

 

adult diaper = bowel containment garment

umbrella = DHMO (di-hydrogen monoxide) shield

 

Can you think of, or make up, any?

[+ honcho]

Personal Food Sales Consultant.

 

(Told to me by a really good clarinet player who made his rent money that way before the plague claimed him many years ago).

[gcursor]

Nice topic friendofsheila:

 

I've thought up only a few (and will try to think of some more). Mine are:

Personal Enjoyment Consultant - Escort

Mr. Happy - Cock

Mr. Happy's Holder - Cock Ring

[+ friendofsheila]

Personal Food Sales Consultant.

 

(Told to me by a really good clarinet player who made his rent money that way before the plague claimed him many years ago).

 

I'm guessing this would be a grocery store clerk. Right?

[+ honcho]

I'm guessing this would be a grocery store clerk. Right?

 

(About "personal food sales consultant...) He was waiting tables.