rent my husband

[Guest verymarried]

Rarely does an ad on a billboard in my small conservative city capture my attention, but today I spotted on an expressway billboard a picture of a hunky dude with the words "RENT MY HUSBAND".... it went on to give the contact number for a handyman service. Maybe this is an old company and nothing new, but things take a long time to get to my town. I couldn't stop to photo to make this thread interesting. I'm considering the offer even though I'm a decent handyman myself. I could use a little hot plumber's butt in my kitchen.

[Guy Fawkes]

Rarely does an ad on a billboard in my small conservative city capture my attention, but today I spotted on an expressway billboard a picture of a hunky dude with the words "RENT MY HUSBAND".... it went on to give the contact number for a handyman service. Maybe this is an old company and nothing new, but things take a long time to get to my town. I couldn't stop to photo to make this thread interesting. I'm considering the offer even though I'm a decent handyman myself. I could use a little hot plumber's butt in my kitchen.

 

I can just see the next one... "Rent my husband, He won't do naked, but he'll do skin tight!"

[leigh.bess.toad]

Rent my husband has been around other cities for a while. It may be different franchisees I'm not sure. But I can bet 10:1 that the guy that shows up at your door won't look like the billboard. Much like the food that you order at the restaurant never looks like the picture in the menu.

[gcursor]

Other companies

 

Yeah I was surprised...I had never heard of this but THEN after investigation, I found some of the other companies it has spawned:

 

TENT MY HUSBAND

DENT MY HUSBAND

 

Gcursor

 

I can just see the next one... "Rent my husband, He won't do naked, but he'll do skin tight!"

[+ friendofsheila]

But I can bet 10:1 that the guy that shows up at your door won't look like the billboard.

 

Excellent point.

 

I remember a Dilbert cartoon, where the secretary asked for a SPECIFIC copy repairman, the one who was cute.

 

When the repair service balked, she replied, "Not a dating service? I call you, you send me a guy, right? It's just semantics."

 

Then she asked them to shave his back and oil him up.

[orbital sander]

I wonder if the husband is licensed and bonded ???