The Sound And The Fury

[Steven_Draker]

The title will make sense only on the second part of the video ... if you have the patience to watch, or you can start at 4:00. Hilarious !

 

[video=youtube;KkaxBqDn6yk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkaxBqDn6yk

 

 

Cheers, Steven ~

[orbital sander]

Ahhh...yes

 

We just need some Lions, Christians, and Gladiators...

 

American media at it's absolute best....

[leigh.bess.toad]

The question we need to ask, and the person we really need to ask is Sean Knight, is How in the hell did Cincinnati elect Jerry Springer to the city council? Twice. The second time after resigning the first time because he had been found to be using a prostitute. AND PAYING HER BY PERSONAL CHECK. WITH HIS REAL NAME ON IT AND EVERYTHING.

 

WKRP in Cincinnati???

[+ deej]

It happens.

 

About 10-15 years ago the NBC affiliate in Chicago hired Springer to do political commentary.

 

(Not that much of a stretch. He got his start doing political commentary and I'm told established some decent creds.)

 

There was, predictably, a general hue and cry and much waiving of sticks. A well-respected anchor of 20-plus years resigned on-air with no warning to the station in protest.

 

In the end, he didn't get the job. I don't remember whether the offer was withdrawn or he withdrew, but he never went on the air.

[leigh.bess.toad]

Well I know where he must get his guests. If you have never looked at this website, you have to look at it. If it and the people on it don't scare the bejeesus out of you, you're not paying attention.

 

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

[MsGuy]

Found in the comments section of above link:

 

Some People Say Cucumbers Taste Better Pickled

 

I had been a cashier at walmart for only a short time when a young maybe about 15 year old girl walks up to the 20 items or less aisle with 4 items. One of those large cucumbers in shrink wrap and four boxes of condoms… I smiled and completed the transaction in silence. At the end of the transaction the young girl proceeds to say, “This isnt what you think, the cucumber is for my boyfriend.” I laughed until I cried.

[leigh.bess.toad]

Found in the comments section of above link:

 

Some People Say Cucumbers Taste Better Pickled

 

I had been a cashier at walmart for only a short time when a young maybe about 15 year old girl walks up to the 20 items or less aisle with 4 items. One of those large cucumbers in shrink wrap and four boxes of condoms… I smiled and completed the transaction in silence. At the end of the transaction the young girl proceeds to say, “This isnt what you think, the cucumber is for my boyfriend.” I laughed until I cried.

 

I would like to thank you so very much for the milk that just came shooting out of my nose. That story was hysterical. The cucumber is for my boyfriend????? Priceless. Now pass me a paper towel.