SCUBA fuck?

[Guest wolfman]

Prime Muscle,

 

I had to laugh when I saw your post. In the late 70's, when in college, I went to Puerto Rico on a family vacation. Naturally I meet the hottest guy, also vacationing with his family. He was from San Diego and we met at a disco (Man I feel old!). Being 2 horny teens we tried to find the time to get together, but in the next 2 weeks we never got past the kissing/groping stage because of our families. On the second to last day, he suggested we take a charter dive boat and see if we could find a way to get together. We were both SCUBA certified and on the boat he quietly suggested an underwater fuck. Being the horny teen I was I soon accepted his offer. We got to the dive site and over the side we went. We quickly moved away from the rest of the group and found an area that was shielding us from the rest. Off came our suits, mistake #1. Doggy was out because of the tanks and I could not maintain the right amount of flotation needed. Next we tried a floating missionary. No go. Finally I swam down about 20 feet to the bottom and flipped over on my back with my legs spread. My new lover got the idea and proceeded try and get into me. This was very awkward. Finally he started to get in. The next thing I knew was that I was pushing him off me because I felt a non pleasurable burning. Salt water and tender internal tissues don't mix. I signaled for him to stop and then that I wanted go up. Guess what....in the few minutes of our underwater adventure, our swim trunks had floated away. We looked for them frantically to no avail. We finally swam to the boat and explained to one of the mates that we had lost our suits. He gave us towels and then laughed and said that he hoped it was worth it.

 

I hope your experience will work better, but I still can laugh about the whole event.

 

By the way....we did end up together...for 2 hours in a hotel linen closet!

 

Wolfman

[Prime Muscle]

I've had sex in a hot tub and a pool before but I just had an offer for a sexual encounter in 35 feet of water using SCUBA gear. I've dived all my life and have even "fooled around" some underwater but never hard core sex -- which makes me wonder just how hard core sex with SCUBA gear would work. Obviously, any oral is going to be very limited -- 20 or 30 seconds at most between breaths. Fucking would be just outright ackward unless someone takes the tank off but then you would need lots of extra weights. Doggie style might work if you can weigh your self down. And how do you get on a condom under water? I'll just forget about poppers.

 

Has anyone ever done a SCUBA fuck and if so, what works? Is it better to go to the bottom and try to get as comfortable as possible of just free-float?

[eastbayguy]

>I've had sex in a hot tub and a pool before but I just had

>an offer for a sexual encounter in 35 feet of water using

>SCUBA gear. I've dived all my life and have even "fooled

>around" some underwater but never hard core sex -- which

>makes me wonder just how hard core sex with SCUBA gear would

>work. Obviously, any oral is going to be very limited -- 20

>or 30 seconds at most between breaths. Fucking would be

>just outright ackward unless someone takes the tank off but

>then you would need lots of extra weights. Doggie style

>might work if you can weigh your self down. And how do you

>get on a condom under water? I'll just forget about

>poppers.

>

>Has anyone ever done a SCUBA fuck and if so, what works? Is

>it better to go to the bottom and try to get as comfortable

>as possible of just free-float?

 

Contact me privately if you'd like to sell the video rights.

 

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*DO* let us know what happens. I'm pondering enrolling in SCUBA class just to give this a whirl in a pool sometime.

 

--EBG

[Traveller]

I might do it in a tad shallower water because if things got crazy and you or your client suddenly rose to the surface faster than those tiny bubbles coming from your regulator, it could ruin your day, not mention the afterglow from underwater anal intercourse.

 

Later.

[Guest 7Zach]

like ur going to feel anything other than some mass up ur butt...this is just silly. too bad we couldn't get the terrorist to try this, but the downside - he would have been blackberrying from under water at 30 second intervals.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

Far too much work for me.

 

Aquatically yours,

 

FFF

[Guest wolfman]

Prime,

 

This has brought back alot of memories....I'm still laughing about this whole incident!! Granted, it was not very funny at the time.

 

Your right, it is almost impossible. I would love to hear (or see) about a succcessful SCUBA fuck.

 

Now that you have got me thinking....why not try the SCUBA thing in a pool. There's more to hang onto like ladders and drains, you can still wear the SCUBA gear, and it seems a lot less dangerous to try this in 6-10 feet of water rather than 20-40 feet of open water.

 

Let me know how you make out.......I might have to visit KC to relive my teen years.

 

Wolfman

 

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[Prime Muscle]

Wolfman -

Thanks for the story, it was great!! I've never experienced the salt-water pain while fucking before and I've messed around some in shallow water. But you did confirm my anticipated logistical problems. I just don't think a SCUBA fuck would work. I know the free-float method would not work in any position so it would have to be on the bottom. Missionary is out because of the tanks and it would be too rocky if you took off the tank (which is pretty stupid anyway). Doggie and/or standing would only work if the bottom takes off his tank and both would have to take off fins. Again, not very smart or practical - and it would suck to lose your flippers. And once we both got to the bottom, got our equipment off, and finally got into position, I doubt either one of us would be in the mood or have a hard-on. Foreplay would be out. And the damn weight-belt, would be so loaded in order to stay on the bottom that it would constantly be in the way. How in the hell do you thrust with a weight belt on?

 

Your swimsuit story was great too. Reminds me of a time when I was modeling nude and lost my clothes but that is another story. Glad to hear you finally met up with the guy.