A "Friday Funny" Just for Jackhammer

[+ ArVaGuy]

Jackhammer,

 

I hope you are feeling better and that this joke gives you a nice chuckle.

 

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Where to meet for dinner......

 

A group of 15 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jimmy Johnson, that cute boy in Social Studies, lives on that street and they might see him and they can ride their bikes there.

 

10 years later, the group of 25 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap, they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of cute guys.

 

10 years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the cosmos were good, it was right near the gym and if they go late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiney little kids.

 

10 years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big, and the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.

 

10 years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was reasonable, the wine list was good, they had windows that open in case of a hot flash, and fish is good for your cholesterol.

 

10 years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because lighting was good and they have an early bird special.

 

10 years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because food was not too spicy, the restaurant was handicapped accessible and they even had an elevator!

 

10 years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.

[Diverdan]

Hey, ArVaGuy... this should cheer up Jackhammer and all sorts of other guys who post here.

[jackhammer91406]

Remember when...

 

Thanks for posting this. Yes, it did cheer me up. I had wondered why those old broads looked so lost when they came in the restaurant.

[+ ArVaGuy]

Thanks for posting this. Yes, it did cheer me up. I had wondered why those old broads looked so lost when they came in the restaurant.

 

You are very welcome. And your reply caused me to do a spit take with my morning tea. LOL

 

 

Thanks.