PORN VIDEO TITLES

[Cooper]

Today I received my "Radvideo" catalogue. After looking through it I wondered, who comes up with those Video Names?... I found one for Thunderbuns for his upcoming NY trip: "Fire Island Cruising, Boy on Fire", and for our young writer Taylor: "Schoolmates, Youthful Indiscretions"... Other titles were; "Blackhattan-Sex Dawgs", "Swallow-Treasure Island", etc...

 

For the sake of some of our writers who could use a little pick me up, (esp. on their b-day) let's see if we can have some fun with our "username" or someone elses and come up with a good title for a porn flick...Here goes, taking mine from an old TV show, "Hanging With Mr. Cooper"...Next..

[Paul Revere]

My favorite is when the Porn Movie title is a twist on a mainstream movie title. A few I cn think of off the top of my head are:

 

Forest Rump

 

Saving Ryan's Privates (I think I also saw 'Shaving Ryan's Privates'

 

And of course, who could forget 'Terms of Endowment'!

[chrismac]

Good topic Cooper.

 

How about:

 

"From Whore to Eternity"

"Old Yeller" - featuring a very vocal mature bottom

"Papi Dearest"

"Where the Red Pubes Grow"

"Early Pleistocene Sex Scenes" - why hasn't anyone done a gay caveman movie - or have they?

"What's Eating Gilbert's Grapes?"

 

That's just a few I could think of off the top of my head.

 

Off to North Carolina on a furniture-buying expedition.

 

Y'all have a great weekend now.

:-)

[ready182]

Off the top of my head:

 

Spy d'man

Lord of the Cockrings

Hairy Butthole: The Sorceror's Stones

Serving Semen

Undicksputed

Jeff Stryker in Oldmember

Blue CrushedBalls

The county bears (stet)

K-Y: The widowmaker

Lubit & Stretch

The Master of Discust

Men in Black Men

Mr. Needs

My Big Fat Greek Wedding (stet)

Scooby-Poo

Star Wars Episode I: the Phantom Men

Star Wars Episode II: Spanking the Clones

The Cum of All Fears