KMEM's proposed new airline rules

[KMEM]

1. Passengers will only be screened for metal objects.

2. All passengers will agree to take personal responsibility for restraining and dealing with terrorists to the best of their physical ability. This would be similar to asking only able bodied persons to sit by the emergency exits.

3. Each passenger would be issued an "anti-terrorist" blanket and encouraged to use their wits to the fullest extent possible.

 

I predict things would go much more smoothly and passengers would likely relax and enjoy the trip vs. enduring it as an ordeal as they do now.

 

Best regards,

KMEM