A worthwhile web site

[eastbayguy]

We all talk about who is and who isn't a clock watcher. There is a word that sounds like clock that I think we all like to watch. For those with lots of time on their hands, check out:

 

http://www.ratemyschlong.com

 

The basic idea is that you post a self portrait of your assets and surrounding territory. Other users on the site rate you on the 1 to 10 scale. Ratings of some magnificent equipment have gotten fairly low ratings. I think more of us queens need to lend our expertise and raise the ratings. (Probably not the only thing to get raised in the process...)

 

Can't you just imagine the hilarious hijinks arising from linking ratemyschlong with hotornot? Guess which dick goes with which face and so on?

 

Check it out!

 

--EBG

[+ Cock Eyed Optimist]

That site is like eating peanuts - once you start, you can't stop! I kept saying, "I'll look at just one more, then stop"; but of course I didn't. Great site!

[CT Dick]

What a great site. I just wish they showed more face and chest.

 

Dick

[Rick Munroe]

They should have a "Rate My Load," too.

[+ Cock Eyed Optimist]

Hmm....would that be for taste or volume?

[Rick Munroe]

>Hmm....would that be for taste or volume?

 

Don't forget distance!

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>That site is like eating peanuts - once you start, you can't

>stop! I kept saying, "I'll look at just one more, then

>stop"; but of course I didn't. Great site!

 

What am I doing wrong - I went to the site - I registered - but I can't seem to find out how to view any more than the "Top 10 rated Schlongs" How do I get to see them all?

 

Thunderbuns

[Guest Les]

It is fun! :7

The commentary is hilarious.

[+ Axiom2001]

YES, I do concur. The site is very worthwhile, but the overall ratings are way too low for me as judge. Who's rating these raging hardons?

[Losgatan]

Click on the black guy in the upper right corner of the screen. Each click brings up another photo.

 

However, they started repeating after clicking a dozen or so times. Anybody else figure out how to see more of the 551 schlongs on file?

[+ Cock Eyed Optimist]

I clicked on the top-rated dick in a list at the upper-left corned. After that dick came up, there was a new one below it ready to rate. (perhaps you might have to scroll down to see it.) After I rated each one, a new one came up. Even the top-rated dick only had a score of 6 point something out of a possible 10. I guess tastes really vary.

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>They should have a "Rate My Load," too.

 

Thought you would have been rootin for "Rate My Butt" :-)

 

Thunderbuns

[eastbayguy]

>YES, I do concur. The site is very worthwhile, but the

>overall ratings are way too low for me as judge. Who's

>rating these raging hardons?

 

Apparently, a sizeable number of women. What do women know about hard cocks anyway? The site needs a few more Real Men who can get ratings (and more) up where they belong so no one gets penis envy or some sort of complex.

 

--EBG

[Rick Munroe]

>Thought you would have been rootin for "Rate My Butt" :-)

 

Nah, because it sounds like you'd beat me, Mr. Wet Jockey Shorts.

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>>Thought you would have been rootin for "Rate My Butt" :-)

>

>Nah, because it sounds like you'd beat me, Mr. Wet Jockey

>Shorts.

 

Honey - nutin can beat you (r butt, I mean)

Thunderbuns

[catnip]

It is addictive. But when I go back I have to rate all the tired old schlongs I already saw. Has anyone found a way to skim through without having to see the first 100? Thanks --

[eastbayguy]

>What a great site. I just wish they showed more face and

>chest.

 

Some do, up to individual posters what is included in their pic. A couple of the Top Ten have great pictures revealing much more than average.

 

--EBG