WTF: Which one is worse?

[Prime Muscle]

Most days are pretty much uneventful but yesterday had two dumb-ass dramas that I’m still trying to figure out which one is worse.

 

The first one started Sunday night when I got back from the lake and my workout partner/fbud called wanting me to join a hotel group session. Trusting his judgment, I met him and we went to the hotel. There were 3 other dudes – all descent looking, built gym-cut. It was a great session – no drama – and everyone left happy. Fast-forward to Monday and I’m meeting some out-of-towners for a business lunch that is kind-of a big deal to both companies. I’m there with my SVP and div. pres. and the other company has 3 people joining as well. Turns out that 2 of the 3 out-of-towners were part of the hotel group session. I act like I never met them and was pretty much unfazed but both of them were in total shock and never recovered. After lunch my boss and I are talking about how bad the lunch went and I try to downplay the scene and blame it on jetlag. Next thing I know I’m assigned as my company’s point person to fix it. FUCK ME!

 

So, after a crappy Monday afternoon, I hit the gym for a hard workout. I don’t know how anyone could forget, but I forgot I was wearing my cockring when I finished my workout and jumped into the gym showers. Yeah, I sometimes wear it at the gym. No big deal because no one saw me undress except that I decided to take it off after I had already lathered up with soap and I dropped the damn thing. It was a thick metal one which made a loud noise and it rolled into the middle of the showers right during the middle of the Monday, after-work crowd. FUCK ME!

 

So far today I’m back in the land of uneventful.

[doitb4ugo]

Fucking Hot Dude

 

Prime Muscle,

 

The cockring thing is so hot and funny at the same time.....At my gym, the only thing dropped to the floor is sweaty socks and underwear, not that is so bad.

 

The story you tell is comic and frightening at the same time. The meeting of your sex life and work life has got to feel totally weird to both you and the 2 guys. I think your assignment ot get the job done can be both rewarding and a good time if you can manage to get these guys to relax.

 

thanks for sharing that tale.

[Diverdan]

Good recovery

 

I had something similar happen to me a few years ago, but it was only with one other guy. He handled it beautifully, but there were a few tense moments. Fortunately our mutual boss never suspected a thing, or if he did he never let on to either one of us. The two of us had a big laugh about the entire situation a few weeks later when we bumped into each other in a gay bar in another city. I would have loved to have been in the shower, when your cock ring dropped... I can think of a lot of lot of comments that could have been made...

[instudiocity]

So, after a crappy Monday afternoon, I hit the gym for a hard workout. I don’t know how anyone could forget, but I forgot I was wearing my cockring when I finished my workout and jumped into the gym showers. Yeah, I sometimes wear it at the gym. No big deal because no one saw me undress except that I decided to take it off after I had already lathered up with soap and I dropped the damn thing. It was a thick metal one which made a loud noise and it rolled into the middle of the showers right during the middle of the Monday, after-work crowd. FUCK ME!

 

I dunno about others, but IF I'd seen ye ole cock ring hit the floor, f**king you would have been on my list right then!

[Guest OCBeachbody]

That is really awkward. Yet you seemed to handled it very professional like.

If you are the point man to fix it, hopefully you have an assistant how can be your intermediary so you can deal with them through a third party.

 

If not you can always come clean (as much as you can) with your boss and let him know that you know them from your associate, and it would be conflict of interest. That had happen to me (not the hotel session per say), but one of our clients I was familiar with and I just was up front and said it would be a "conflict of interest", "personal bias", and referred an alternate person who could handle the business meeting.

 

Th cockring story, may be embarrassing but is kinda hot in away. One of those eye openers....

[Guest Hottiewithabody]

Most days are pretty much uneventful but yesterday had two dumb-ass dramas that I’m still trying to figure out which one is worse.

 

The first one started Sunday night when I got back from the lake and my workout partner/fbud called wanting me to join a hotel group session. Trusting his judgment, I met him and we went to the hotel. There were 3 other dudes – all descent looking, built gym-cut. It was a great session – no drama – and everyone left happy. Fast-forward to Monday and I’m meeting some out-of-towners for a business lunch that is kind-of a big deal to both companies. I’m there with my SVP and div. pres. and the other company has 3 people joining as well. Turns out that 2 of the 3 out-of-towners were part of the hotel group session. I act like I never met them and was pretty much unfazed but both of them were in total shock and never recovered. After lunch my boss and I are talking about how bad the lunch went and I try to downplay the scene and blame it on jetlag. Next thing I know I’m assigned as my company’s point person to fix it. FUCK ME!

 

So, after a crappy Monday afternoon, I hit the gym for a hard workout. I don’t know how anyone could forget, but I forgot I was wearing my cockring when I finished my workout and jumped into the gym showers. Yeah, I sometimes wear it at the gym. No big deal because no one saw me undress except that I decided to take it off after I had already lathered up with soap and I dropped the damn thing. It was a thick metal one which made a loud noise and it rolled into the middle of the showers right during the middle of the Monday, after-work crowd. FUCK ME!

 

So far today I’m back in the land of uneventful.

 

 

 

I had a client back In October who had originally booked me through Rentboy. Without my knowledge this was also my Chemistry Professor that had used a different alias/name up untill our meeting. Needless to say class was a bit awkward that following Monday morning.

[Prime Muscle]

I agree having your chemistry prof as a client would be awkward but at least you had a shot at extra credit points if you needed them. When I escorted in my home city, I verified what industry the client was involved with before meeting since I also had a corporate gig to avoid any awkward encounters. There were a few that worked for the same company so I passed.

[instudiocity]

I had a client back In October who had originally booked me through Rentboy. Without my knowledge this was also my Chemistry Professor that had used a different alias/name up untill our meeting. Needless to say class was a bit awkward that following Monday morning.

 

So many things come to mind:

 

1 - Well, did you have any CHEMISTRY between you?

 

2 - Did you become the teacher's PET?

 

3 - How did you do in that COURSE?

 

4 - Can we be CHEMICALLY-dependent on you?

[+ Archer]

Prime,

 

Rather than seeing these two situations as problems, think of them as opportunities.

 

1) Your lunch meeting was awkward, but you were assigned to fix things. This is

good. You can have a conversation with the two out of towners. You're not going to say anything to your boss about the hotel fun and they are not going to tell their boss. You all got along well and had some fun. Now just behave professionally and focus on doing what is best for your respective companies. The three of you would not have been assigned to the task, if your bosses thought you were not capable. This situation could allow you to work better together, if you let it.

 

2) You dropped your cockring in the gym shower at a busy time. Embarrassing, but not the end of the world. My grandfather once told me if you're going to feel guilty or embarrassed about something you do, don't do it. If you're going to do it anyway, don't feel guilty or embarrassed. It's a waste of energy. Who knows? You might get some hot action from dropping your cockring or maybe make a new friend (non-sexual) who was impressed that you had the balls to wear a cockring at the gym.

 

Too often we fear the worst. The worst occurs far less often than we fear.

 

Archer

[JoeyBryant]

I had a client back In October who had originally booked me through Rentboy. Without my knowledge this was also my Chemistry Professor that had used a different alias/name up untill our meeting. Needless to say class was a bit awkward that following Monday morning.

 

LOL, No fucking way...there is just no way. Just that following Monday morning? How about the entire semester? I'd probably not been able to look him in the eye after that. Did he know it was you when he booked you, I notice you dont show your face...

 

But I do have a question for Prime muscle (P.S. I just signed up for Bigmuscle.com thanks to your having it as the signature). What exactly is the purpose of wearing a cockring at the gym?