S u c k i n g C O C K!!!!!

[+ Axiom2001]

Two days ago a friend of mine and I got into a discussion about sucking cock. He stated that he really felt as if he were not one who renders "good" head! We discussed; I shared my take on this; now I'd like to hear from you guys so that I can pass along to him.

 

What are the best methods used in sucking big cut and uncut dicks? Lets be serious and not "cutesy" in responding-- please!

[Guest greatness]

???

 

What does "cutzie" mean? Anyways, I can suck uncut dicks because my doctor who performed circumcision on me verbally abused me for having it done so late (I think I was 14 or 15). That traumatized me a lot. I don't mind sucking a big dick though. I like to deep throat and guys seem to like it. I don't have a specific technique or something.

 

Two days ago a friend of mine and I got into a discussion about sucking cock. He stated that he really felt as if he were not one who renders "good" head! We discussed; I shared my take on this; now I'd like to hear from you guys so that I can pass along to him.

 

What are the best methods used in sucking big cut and uncut dicks? Lets be serious and not "cutzie" in responding-- please!

[Rick Munroe]

What does "cutzie" mean?

 

I think it means scraping the cock with your sharp teeth. Or maybe it's Potsie's knife-wielding cousin on Happy Days.

[Guest greatness]

oh my

 

That sounds scary~~~ I don't want to know about it then... :o

[NYTomcat]

Honestly im interested to hear the answers here. Never thought about whether im truly good. I get kudos from partners with average cock size but deep throating is a talent im still working on

[Juan Vancouver]

The Sheick of schlong.

 

Hey Axiom,

 

God, isn't sucking cock great?

 

As I read your post, I was swamped by deliciously lascivious images of my teenage years, when I was a virgin and had not yet put a cock in my mouth. It was then, however that I learnt all that I would ever need to know in order to suck a cock. This learning, I confess, was done entirely through porn. This must be the only advise or technique that I have ever learnt in porn, straight porn, to make things worse, but I have been testing its accuracy again and again in my hands on research.

 

There was this delicious scene where a Female Sheick had a mind blowing all-male harem. At one point a very young girl (a virgin, one assumes!) is brought in and of course all the hungry studs start stuffing the poor girl's mouth with so much cock that you could have fed a small country for a month with it. Baffled, she confesses that she just doesn't know what to do with it. (Ah, the predicament!) So the Sheick comes to her, with the sincere and benevolent intention of training the young lass into being the best cock sucker in the world, and after giving her a pat on her round butt...

 

But I digress!

 

The tools to train her are simple:

 

She asks the girl to suck on a banana. (I kid you not.) She tells her to learn to use enough pressure and saliva to feel the whole surface of the peeled banana, while at the same time not letting a single teeth mark on it's meat. Hopeful, the lass peels the banana and has her first attempt. Much to her distress, when the banana comes out of her mouth, it looks like a ragged accordion that has gone under the cheese grater a few times. The lass cries and pouts but her protector in her all mighty wisdom smiles and says:

 

"Don't be silly, Rome wasn't built in one day and one cannot make a good cock sucker out of a single banana!"

 

From the background, a gorilla looking slave, sporting a frightful erection approaches carrying a huge cargo of bananas hanging from the branch. We see a time lapse and soon enough the young minx is already able to suck on the banana with enough pressure of the lips to feel the whole meat, going all the way without gagging nor breaking the banana and take the banana out of her tiny mouth without a single scratch. To attest to the contact between lips and flesh, we see an even distribution of her disgustingly pink lipstick all over the meat of the banana. (Hey, it's the late eighties.)

 

"The girl is ready now!" Applauds the matron, satisfied, after which all the studs form a line in front of her, presenting their tumescent guineapig penises as research material. (They believe in the benefits of high education.)

 

"But I have just sucked on bananas!" Overwhelmed cries the girl. "How will I know how to suck on a cock?"

 

She pouts, moans and bites her finger nails, confused by the undertaking, but her guide holds her hands looking sincerely into her eyes, and reassuringly says:

 

"Follow your instincts, be creative, explore, try different things, BE the banana... but most importantly, pay attention." Says, all wise, the Sheick. (It is not gratuitous that she has reached such prominent position!)

 

"Listen carefully the way in which your man reacts, listen to the moans and groans and complaints, notice if he rams it in further or if he recoils away in pain, and learn what this specific, unique, personal dick has to say. There is no technique that works for all cocks, and the same technique can not work for the same cock at different times. Some like it rough, some like it dry, some like it slobbery, some like teeth, some like you to pull the foreskin to uncover all the head, some dread exactly that... your duty is to learn what makes this cock happy right now."

 

"You will only be a great cocksucker when you realize that you are just a beginner. Treat this cock as if it was your first one, forget all that you know and be prepared to be surprised. Listen, pay attention, enjoy and remember that this incredibly beautiful, throbbing, tasty thing you have in your mouth is attached to a human being and ideally when you are done with it, it should still be attached to him."

 

This has done the trick; the young girl, just about to become a woman, kisses her benevolent protectress and takes the leap that lands her on the first throbbing member.

 

 

 

Give or take words... but that was the gist of the scene. (And I swear I didn't make this up.)

 

If you are able to pass the banana test and listen to this particular cock while letting yourself be guided, you will do a fantastic job. Every single time.

 

Quite often when I find a "problematic" cocksucker, (Read: cheese grater, inquisition torture chamber lad, or anything not fulfilling, really.) when I mention that there's more teeth than it would be desirable, he takes my cock out his mouth long enough for him to say "Well, I am a great cock sucker, men love this!" just to go back to do the same thing.

 

Granted, I have a very thick cock, but really... teeth?

 

Never learn a technique. Never learn a specific way to do it, because there will be as many "right" ways to suck a cock as cocks out there. Listen, and for Gods sake, if he says something specific, remember that he is saying so because he likes what you are doing, he knows you like it and he is suggesting of ways to do it better so that both can enjoy it longer.

 

A happy cock stays hard longer.

 

It's a no brainer.

 

And just to be a bit contradictory, mistrust all that you have seen in porn. Specially mistrust everything you have learnt about sucking cock through straight porn. All that frantic, mouth-foaming, lips-rubbing, hard pinching sucking cock techniques work much better for the camera than in a real flesh penis. Also, a lot of gay men have learnt to frantically rub the cock against their lips and face from a girly porn actress; the thing is that they forget that the girly girl doesn't have a midnight o'clock shadow of thick beard to sand paper the unsuspecting penis... some may like it, but most will definitely not.

 

 

Okay, gotta stop. I need a moist mouth. Athens is incredibly moist today and my cock simply won't give me any rest...

 

Always hard and warm,

 

Juan

 

+30 694 268 9904

 

http://www.daddysreviews.com/review.php?who=juan_vancouver*

[+ Axiom2001]

What does "cutzie" mean? Anyways, I can suck uncut dicks because my doctor who performed circumcision on me verbally abused me for having it done so late (I think I was 14 or 15). That traumatized me a lot. I don't mind sucking a big dick though. I like to deep throat and guys seem to like it. I don't have a specific technique or something.

 

I misspelled "cutesy!" Sorry for the confusion!!!!!!!!!

[+ Axiom2001]

Thanks, Juan for this. This is a solid beginning!! Will others continue to send out their helpful pointers, too! -

[KMEM]

The first thing that went through my mind was that this was a come on. That the logical conclusion of your conversation with your friend was to let him show you what he knew and you would reciprocate, etc.

 

Whether we are "experts" or not, it seems entirely appropriate to me that the reaction of the "suckee" answers the question, if there is one.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[Guest Spanky]

Does anyone read Tom Isern's oral sex blog?

 

http://oralarchive.blogspot.com/?zx=7fbddb3c13b6a6fd

 

Lots of good oral sex tips. I particularly liked the posting about making your cocksucker gag. Though I just logged on an it looks like he's retooling and broadening the scope of it.

[NYTomcat]

Juan,

 

That was just about the best answer I could have imagined. Thank you for taking the time on that and how true.

[lookin4hotties]

cocks

 

As far as oral goes, something fun to try for a while

if your partner is uncut, is to jerk him off while your

tongue is under his foreskin at the same time.

 

To practice this while you are home alone, form an "O"

with the hand you usually jerk with by touching the

tips of your forefinger and your middle finger to the

tip of your thumb. Now stick out your tongue

like you're going to lick an ice cream cone. Put

that hand up to your tongue and lick where the

bottom of your thumb meets your hand (while your

hand is still forming that "O").

 

Its that simple. Now just put his cock in your

hand and lick the same way, this time under his

foreskin while you are jerking him off. Keep thrusting

your tongue down and basically tongue-fuck him while

you are jerking your hand up. If his foreskin is really

tight, just stick the tip of your tongue in. Its fun!

 

You don't have to do much with your hand when you

do this. Just make that "o" with your hand and press

the tip of your tongue down against the soft area

of your hand where your thumb and hand connect,

with his foreskin in between. Very enjoyable and it

kind of spices things up for a moment while you're

giving him oral.

 

 

Lookin4hotties

[whipped guy]

The banana test... plus

 

The tools to train her are simple: She asks the girl to suck on a banana.... while at the same time not letting a single teeth mark on it's meat.

Years ago there was an off-Broadway musical that played at the Village Gate Theatre in NYC entitled "Let My People Come" I recall seeing it in the mid 1970s... and the banana incident more or less as described by Juan was one of the highlights of the production. Of course it was the hottest female babe imaginable with the biggest bosom who could not get the knack of it all… and the scene where the banana totally disintegrated was quite hilarious.

 

Quite often when I find a "problematic" cocksucker, (Read: cheese grater, inquisition torture chamber lad, or anything not fulfilling, really.) when I mention that there's more teeth than it would be desirable... but really... teeth?[/Quote] The last time I posted this it sent at least one escort (who shall be nameless ) to his thesaurus… but it has been said that one has not lived until they have experienced an “edentulous” blow job… that is from a person who has no teeth… and hopefully from a person who has removed his dentures prior to the act as well…

 

Something to anticipate when committed to the home in one’s old age...

[JT Brooklyn]

Cut & Pretty!

 

Being a guy into CUT & Pretty Dicks... I personally use the Lick/Suck/Slow Stroke Method!

 

I Luv a Dick that goes from "Soft to Hard"..It usually means the Owner of said Dick is definitely having a "good time"..as opposed to a V Time!

 

Those of us with "No Gag Reflex" are also Truly Blessed!

[NYTomcat]

Yes you are truly blessed but even us gag reflex guys with time patience a whole lot of practice. LOL manage to get past it:eek:

[+ Tom Isern]

the best advice...

 

how to suck cock? the best advice that i have seen is here:

 

http://oralarchive.blogspot.com/2010/01/how-to-suck-cock-14-lessons-from.html

 

i did not write this post, it's been circulating around the web for a while. it's a pretty thorough treatment, however, of a subject that is not taken seriously enough.