Bareback escorts?

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If a person had proof of a negative test, had no sex for three months before the test, or since the test, only then could he be considered safe. Obviously, nobody is going to meet these criteria.

 

I often go months at a time without hooking up, or with not going beyond an erotic massage. There are plenty of people who do the same. Obviously, there's always the fact that you never know for sure the person is telling you the truth about that, so you should still use condoms. But anal partner reduction would probably cut down the transmission numbers dramatically.

25+ years of knowing what safe sex is and we still have a hugely disproportionate share of HIV cases. Maybe we ought to encourage people to stick to different activities for the casual hookups.

Remember Tina Fey's joke about her new book, "Your Mouth Can't Get Pregnant?" Maybe we should put one out called "Your Hand Can't Get AIDS?"