I'm not Horny....Today!

[Guest Norm De Plume]

But, I do have a Smile that reachs ear-to-ear! Just one of those chance encounters that one remembers for years to come. Let me tell you the story:

 

Last Thursday night, I was out cruising around. Yeah, I know it doesn't seem to be the "In" thing any more, but it's a habit I got into many moons ago, when street cruising was still viable, and you had a reasonable chance for success. Not very productive anymore, but an excuse to listen to Art Bell and in general relax after a busy day.

 

I'm wandering down the main drag here at about 3:00 am and I come across an stunningly handsome boy dressed all in blue standing at the bus stop. Full Emergency Stop! Illegal U-turn! and I was back to take another peek at this delightful bauble. Who had crossed the street and now had his thumb out!

 

Needless to say, I stopped. I stopped so damn fast, that I left tire marks! As I'm watching him head my way, I go through the check list: http://www.male4malescorts.com/dcforum/Images/new_icon_general.gif about 5'8", http://www.male4malescorts.com/dcforum/Images/new_icon_general.gif nice crouch, http://www.male4malescorts.com/dcforum/Images/new_icon_general.gif Nice Ass (saw that on the 1st and 2nd pass), http://www.male4malescorts.com/dcforum/Images/new_icon_general.gif No budges in the wrong place.

 

He leans over to speak to me, and I continue the checklist: http://www.male4malescorts.com/dcforum/Images/new_icon_general.gif Eyes a dreamy deep blue, http://www.male4malescorts.com/dcforum/Images/new_icon_general.gif Dark Blond with alburn higlights, http://www.male4malescorts.com/dcforum/Images/new_icon_general.gif Dazzling smile (Melted my pencil). http://www.male4malescorts.com/dcforum/Images/new_icon_general.gif Facial Hair: Beard None :'( Oh shit, Jailbait

 

Turns out he's visiting, got thrown out Were they crazy or just Blind? and didn't have a place to stay. Was I willing to give hime a ride? Hell, Yes. One thing leads to another, He's up visiting for the summer....Turns out his Bi Yes! Yes! Yes! So we take a long cruise and talk about this and that, and even some of the Other. Then he mentions that he's 18! (I almost stalled the engine when I heard that). I'm verbally sceptical,and he produces ID! Turns out, he's 18 months, 15 days old.

 

Well, let's just say that I DIDN'T get a ticket for doing 50 in a 25 zone, but if a cop had been there, I would have qualified. We beat a hasty retreat to my place. Now, I mind you, I don't remember taking them off, I don't remember taking his off...All I know is that somehow between the front door and the bed (about 20 feet) we both ended up bare ass naked.

 

I've heard about hot men, and I've heard about hot sex, and gentlemen words don't even come close! Imagine taking a heading pad, wrapping it around your member, and then attaching a vacume cleaner to the end, and you'll have a very pale imitation of this young man's abilities. :9 but that's not the best part, It was my turn to "Rock his world".

 

I went down, it went up, I started slowly, oh so slowly, and before I was up to full operating speed, he yelped: "I'm going to cum!", so I moved father down, he relaxes, and then after a few seconds, he produces another plaintive "I'M GOING TO CUM"...Not a problem, I'll slow way donw. I move up to his tits and start applying a little oral stimulation. Have you ever heard someone say that sex was electifying?...It was the most amazing sight, the more that I worked on his tit, the more his stomach started vibrating. I was absolutely facinated! After about 10-15 seconds, darn if he didn't cum in my eyes! It turns out that when I looked up at his face, he had cum from the nose upto his eye brows and was terrified that he had done something bad. Have you ever tried to hide a "Oh, My God", while in complete shock, and try to let the other guy know that they were Really, Really good?

 

I could continue on, actually I could do about three more continue on's. But I have this very wide smile on my face, and I need go take care of the problem that has suddenly come up.

 

So excuse me, I think I'll wait 'til next week to be horny...I don't want to blow all my fuses at the same time.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Award Winner

 

best use of typos and run-on sentence in porn i;ve seen yet..

[Guest Norm De Plume]

RE: Award Winner

 

>best use of typos and run-on sentence in porn i;ve seen

>yet..

 

Why thank you Sir Franko! In return, I admire your deft use of semicolons ;-)

 

Thanks heavens that most of us lean to the sleazy side as opposed to literary sainthood. If my english teacher ever wandered in, I'd be tar and feathered, and then rode out of town.

 

On the other hand, if you threaten to ride me, I'll actually consider it! :o (Love those Italian Stallions!)

[Guest ortrud45]

Thank you for sharing this experience with us ... I enjoyed it im-

mensely!:9

And of course I'm actually typewriting with one hand only ... go figure why!:-)

[Huey]

Then he mentions that

>he's 18! (I almost stalled the

>engine when I heard that). I'm verbally

>sceptical,and he produces ID! [font

Turns out, he's 18 months, 15 days

>old.[/font]

>

 

Hopefully he was a little older than 18 MONTHS 15 DAYS }>

 

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