Daddy's Fast Erection

[+ Lucky]

Sometimes one just cannot wait for the dick to rise, so I noticed today that Daddy has shown an interest in a new pill that will rival Viagra, and provide an erection 15 minutes faster! The article on his news page says male porn stars will have another option, but we all know Daddy was thinking of us, and no doubt tried it out before he recommended it to us. Read more:

 

Daddy's Erections Faster With New Viagra Rival

 

By Rhett Pardon

 

Lakewood, New Jersey —Male porn stars will have another option beyond Viagra, Cialis and Levitra after biotech firm Vivus unveiled Avanafil — effective in just 15 minutes, far faster than its rivals. (More)

[Guy Fawkes]

Psst... I'm not a Porn Star!

 

What can I say? Yoga takes longer than 15 minutes...

 

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[+ Lucky]

Can anyone believe that Daddy is out of bed this early in the morning?

[Guy Fawkes]

More likely Daddy hasn't been to bed yet... (Note to self: "Go To Bed!")

 

It's your fault... I have to clean a mirror!

[Kevin Slater]

BTW, Viagra works plenty fast if you chew it before swallowing, or better, chew then hold under your tongue. Tastes like shit, but hits the system faster as the stomach doesn't have to eat through that thick coating.

 

Kevin Slater

[Guest andrewd]

I'm sorry. All that caught my attention was 'eat' & 'thick'. What are we talking about?

 

On a side note, tho, Bikram Yoga is amazing and does kick the hormones into overdrive.. Think: heat, sweat glistening muscles, & scantily clad male bodies. Oh my.

 

Again, sorry. What are we talking about? pant, pant, pant....

[+ Oliver]

... heat, sweat glistening muscles, & scantily clad male bodies. Oh my ...

 

I like that progression MUCH better than ... lions and tigers and bears, oh my!