If your city was a gay guy, what would his name be?

[JoeyBryant]

Ok we all know every major city has a nickname of some sorts, and the other day I overheard someone refer to where I live as 'Fat Antonio'. I found it to be amusingly close to the truth (although a bit obscene, but even the locals agree lol). Then of course back home is Fort Bottomdale...

 

Can you think of any others?

[rvwnsd]

Mine would be "Bland Diego."

[orbital sander]

Sam Adams

[Mark Gordon]

Toronto

 

Goody Two-Shoes