Sooner Than You Think!

[+ Lucky]

Despite the popularity of belief that the Mayans predicted the end of the world in 2012, they were sadly mistaken. The world will actually end on May 21st, 2011. This comes from an esteemed bible scholar who, at the age of 88, may not live to see if he is right.

 

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/01/01/BA8V1AV589.DTL&feed=rss.news

 

So, count the number of escorts you can see by then, and get busy!

[KMEM]

I think the world did end September 6, 1994. How can we tell?

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[NYTomcat]

Despite the popularity of belief that the Mayans predicted the end of the world in 2012, they were sadly mistaken. The world will actually end on May 21st, 2011. This comes from an esteemed bible scholar who, at the age of 88, may not live to see if he is right.

 

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/01/01/BA8V1AV589.DTL&feed=rss.news

 

So, count the number of escorts you can see by then, and get busy!

 

Damn hey Romann can I book 5/20/11 this far in advance LOL

[Romann]

iCal!

 

Damn hey Romann can I book 5/20/11 this far in advance LOL

 

Ask and you shall receive.

[NYTomcat]

Ask and you shall receive.

 

OK Romann its a date just tell me where you are. As long as the world's coming to an end I will come to you. OK one escort off the market. Thanks for the heads up Lucky

[MsGuy]

Y'all are operating under a fundamental misunderstanding of how this all works. Only the twice born are due to be sucked up into the arms of Jesus during the Rapture (May 21st). For the rest of us sinners life will continue on more or less as usual, provided we are careful to avoid airplanes piloted by Christians. So save your bucks; you'll need the cash for the Tribulation.

 

http://www.rapturealert.com/images/comeuphere.jpg

 

For the precise details, I recommend RaptureAlert.com.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.rapturealert.com/images/comeuphere.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.rapturealert.com/pretribindex.asp&usg=__lLJI0ksVPc5MoW02nuauHzWxasE=&h=216&w=288&sz=16&hl=en&start=5&tbnid=e7YszOE05_NQvM:&tbnh=86&tbnw=115&prev=/images%3Fq%3Drapture%2Bof%2Bthe%2Bchurch%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den

[justaguy]

I'm not sure the date is exact. Hang on while I consult Nostradamus. In the mean time, it came to me in a dream that God would smite the earth if I didn't contribute my part to its hapiness. The Voice made it very clear that I was to seek out the sacred curves of muscle butts and participate in mutual pleasure. Who am I to ignore such a warning?

[+ Lucky]

justaguy, I've always thought that rimming was a sacred act. I guess your Voice confirms it.

[justaguy]

The wind is howling, no doubt another sign of the Mysteries. It strikes me as only prudent that I should worship the Great Serpent and its attendant Sacred Orbs. I wouldn't want the world to end because of my lack of faithful action.