The problem with men in NY

[NYTomcat]

A beautiful young New York gay man was so depressed that he could not find his soul mate he decided to end his life by throwing himself into the ocean to drown. Standing on the docks at Battery park, just before he could throw himself from the pier, a handsome angelic faced young sailor stopped him.

 

"You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I'm off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. We will sail around the world together. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

 

With nothing to lose and mesmorized by his face and eyes, combined with the fact that he had always wanted to go to Europe, the suicidal young man accepted.

 

That night the sailor snuck him aboard a dark ship and hid him in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring sandwiches and make love to the young man until dawn.

 

Three weeks later he was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

 

"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

 

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," he replied.

 

"He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe . Plus he's screwing me."

 

"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry"....

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A beautiful young New York gay man was so depressed that he could not find his soul mate he decided to end his life by throwing himself into the ocean to drown. Standing on the docks at Battery park, just before he could throw himself from the pier, a handsome angelic faced young sailor stopped him.

 

"You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I'm off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. We will sail around the world together. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

 

With nothing to lose and mesmorized by his face and eyes, combined with the fact that he had always wanted to go to Europe, the suicidal young man accepted.

 

That night the sailor snuck him aboard a dark ship and hid him in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring sandwiches and make love to the young man until dawn.

 

Three weeks later he was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

 

"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

 

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," he replied.

 

"He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe . Plus he's screwing me."

 

"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry"....

 

That gave me a good laugh. Thanks!

[JT Brooklyn]

L O L The Best One for 2009!

[Romann]

Oh this was rich! Thank you for the morning laugh and I will certainly have to share this with others.