A BLOND JOKE!!!!!!!

[Guest happyguy]

Hey Guys,

 

Deej had an oblique reference to "blond jokes" saying that someone was really blond when he spoke to him ... I've been away for a while, and I am sitting here on a beautiful Sunday afternoon waiting for some friends to come over for supper, catching up on e-mails and seeing what went on in the message center ... and Deej's blond comment leads me to want to share a blond joke with you, Do you have one? Share it with us! Here's mine:

 

What's the difference between a blond guy and a mosquito?

 

The mosquito stops sucking you when you slap him!

 

HG

[Guest DCeBOY]

a marine joke

 

first off, i have a slight fetish for marines. second, a couple of my best friends are active duty. that being said...

 

what's the difference between a butch marine & a nelly marine?

 

the butch one holds his own damned legs up.

[Guest Ant415]

joke

 

In honor of Cinco de mayo:

 

 

What is the difference between a gay Mexican and a drunk Mexican:

 

-a six pack of beer.*

 

 

* In my personal experience, it takes less than a six pack.

[Guest Sebastian Valmont]

A BLOND JOKE & MORE!!!

 

What do you call a blond that colors his hair brunette?

 

Artificial Intelligence!!

 

 

What do you call 10 blonds standing in a row?

 

A wind tunnel!!

 

 

How do you know a blond is having a bad day?

 

Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil!!

 

 

What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar?

 

A flame thrower!!

 

:+

[Guest DCeBOY]

good christ!

 

sebastian... baby... where have you been all my life?

[BewareofNick]

RE: A BLOND JOKE & MORE!!!

 

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?

A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.