Top Ten Things On Robert Blake's To-Do List

[HooBoy]

The Top 10 Things on Robert Blake's To-Do List

 

10. Keep my eye on the gavel.

 

9. Find cantankerous, jury-charming cockatoo to wear on shoulder

during trial.

 

8. Ride that Rosie wave and come out of the closet!

 

7. Shoot wife. (Wait a minute -- that's from LAST year's list!)

 

6. Have Darla and Alfalfa start a lemonade stand to raise

bail money.

 

5. Kick Kato out of the guest house.

 

4. Set the TiVo to record "Survivor" for the next 10-25 years.

 

3. Thank the detective for his tasteful "Just one more thing..." line

before arresting me.

 

2. Apply Chapstick. Kiss Johnnie Cochran's ass. Repeat.

 

...and the #1 Thing on Robert Blake's To-Do List...

 

1. Do the time, 'cause I've already done the crime!

[chrismac]

Thanks Hoo, for starting my morning out with a little chuckle. Surprised Letterman hasn't beaten you to it.