Happy Birthday!

[SmallTownJohn]

Hey there,

 

I just want to steal some space for a moment to wish HAPPY BIRTHDAY! to my partner. He completes my life. I say a little "Thank You" everyday for having him as my hubby.

 

And he allowed me to work on part of his birthday:0)

 

 

We live for comedy, cracking up & having fun when we are together. We refer & react to situations we encounter in various dumb lines (c'mon we are gay<G>)

 

 

For my guy:

 

 

" Virgil! Put the Baby Jesus Down! He's wired for electricity! PUT...THE...BABY DOWN NOW! I paid Julio minimum wage to glue that baby in that manger. Let me call you later."--- Vera Carp from Tuna Xmas

 

 

"Dorothy...jealousy is an ugly thing...and so are you in anything backless"---Sophia from Golden Girls

 

 

" Hell, I don't know my shoe size. My mistress buys all my shoes and she's in Chicago. I'll give you five dollars to just call my wife & ask her. She's in Memphis. I ain't taking off my boots off"-- businessman at Men's Shoe Dept in Rich's

 

 

"Why do you always break the fucking escort! I just get started & you have tear up our rental. You big bastard!" my BF to me(self explanatory)

 

 

 

"Ladies, Don't let a bitch up in yo house! NOOOO! They'll try to fuck yo man! Bitch called me the other day & said, 'Hey girl, I'm gonna bring back yo shoes.' NUH UH! Hell No! I said just slow down and throw the pumps on the lawn...keep on rollin' bitch!" Cheryl Underwood from Def Comedy Jam.

 

 

Love You,

 

 

John

http://www.SmallTownJohn1.com

[HooBoy]

big hug

 

*muah*

 

You kids ROCK