A Stripper's Rant

[BobbyThompson]

Since I will be going to Montreal tomorrow for a few days, I think I should repost this rather funny rant:

 

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/24568433.html

 

Some of my favorites-

7) Stop asking me if my tits are real. There are as real as my affection for you.

12) My horniness is in direct proportion to your income.

20) I had a feeling you weren't going to tip me, so I took extra care to rub my lip gloss on your collar and wear extra glitter lotion before our dance.

22) Stop asking me why I do this job and get all analytical on me. For the MONEY you moron, that's why. Duh.

23) No seriously, my real name is Vixen Blue.

[happyguy2]

This is one of the funniest things I have ever read! I missed the original. Thanks for bringing it to us.

 

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