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[CT Dick]

Seen in Boston on Ground Hog Day:

 

Read my lips: No New Texans

 

Dick

[+ Cash4Trash]

For Starters:

1) Your Village Called, Their Idiot Is Missing.

2) I'm Just One Big Fucking Ray Of Sunshine, Aren't I?

3) I Wouldn't Fuck You For Practice.

4) 9 Out Of The 10 Voices In My Head Say "I'd Fuck That".

5) I Only Date Crack Whores.

6) I Stopped Being A Sexist 'Cause Bitches Hate That Shit.

7) Regrettably, All The Good Paying Jobs Start Before I Get Up.

8) Crazy Enough For A Post Office Job.

9) ...And Who Pissed In Your Corn Flakes This Morning?

10) G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF

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