My Escorts So Hung He Could.....

[Guest BenDover]

Rising to Matt Vancouver's challenge to inject some more of the old fashion dirty fun we used to have on this board, how about a game of "Your Momma's So Fat...." Instead of Momma and Fat, substitute Escort and Hung (or Big or Hairy or Hot or ???) or substitute Escort for Client.

 

I'll start.

 

My escort's so hung, escalators scare him.

My client's ass is so big, you can see if from the front.

[Guest need2Btopped]

My escort's so ugly, his nickname is "Dammmnnn!"

[Guest DCescortBOY]

cute one

[mmk]

Match Game

 

are we playing Match Game? I guess that makes Deej Gene Rayburn and HooBoy Richard Dawson. I want to be Fannie Flagg!!(I bet that is the first time anyone has ever said that)

 

I would have decided to be Brett Somers but I do not think that anyone on this board has enough testosterone in them to be her (Now Charles Nelson Reilly is another matter entirely)

[Bastian]

Overheard on a bus

 

Client 1: I can't wait until tonight, my escort's so hung he can tell what I had for dinner!

 

Client 2: Ew. My top is better, my escorts so hung he moonlights as a toll gate...

 

C1: You freak, my escorts so hung he deposits the money at his bank while I'm in the hotel room blowing him...

 

Escort 1: Listen to those two, big deal. My clients so rich when he deepthroats me money shoots out of his ass...

 

E2: Heh, my clients so rich his cum is on the NY stock exchange!

 

E1: Lame...your clients so ugly the lights dim themselves.

 

E2: Fuck off! Your client's so ugly the MONEY runs screaming from the room!

 

(Well, at least they weren't on cell phones...)

 

Bastian

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My escorts so hung, I don't have to fly him to me.

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My escorts so hung, I have to go up on him.

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My clients so old I have to crank up the AC so he doesn't spoil.

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My escorts so smooth, that the Government declared his pubes an endangered species.

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That one is good!

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My escort's so hung, he can have an orgasm, and then smoke a cigarrette before he ejaculates.

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My escort's ass is so tight, only the dog can hear him fart.

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My clients ass is so loose, I can reach in and j/o while he deep throats me.

[+ Axiom2001]

...keep 'em cumming! That's the spirit!!!!!!! Ingenious!!!!! :D :D :D

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My escort's so whacky, he said he was leaving the message center forever; but then came back; then he waged holy war with Hoo and lost; then he said he quitting escorting; and then ...

[Guest DCescortBOY]

you're an ass