I'm "Ready" to Be an Escort

[Guest DCescortBOY]

RE: I'm

 

if you doubt that i'm an escort, remove my reviews... NOW!

[ready182]

This web site has inspired me to become an escort.

 

Here are my rates (US):

 

50 cents for the first hour

$1.00 for 3 hours

$2.00 for an overnight

$4.00 for a weekend

 

I am available for travel.

 

For pics, please check out my new website:

 

http://www.Slightlyoverweight.Middleaged.Thinninghair.Notthatcute.Shortlimpdick.TooHairy.Coffeebreath.com

 

Love and kisses!!! Hope to "meat" you soon <wink> <wink>!!!

 

Ready

 

PS: Hooboy -- may I now have access to the Escorts-only forum???

[HooBoy]

RE: I'm

 

>>>Hooboy -- may I now have access to the Escorts-only forum???<<<

 

The Escorts Only Forum is for invited professionals only.

 

It is NOT open to anyone who claims to be an escort.

 

:-)

[Guest Kevin 2]

RE: I'm

 

<This web site has inspired me to become an escort.

Here are my rates (US):

 

50 cents for the first hour

$1.00 for 3 hours

$2.00 for an overnight

$4.00 for a weekend>

 

I read this and I thought WOW an escort that I can afford for the whole weekend! BTW I would have paid you $5 (a 20% tip)!

 

THEN I was reafered to: http://www.Slightlyoverweight.Middleaged.Thinninghair.Notthatcute.Shortlimpdick.TooHairy.Coffeebreath.com

 

NOW I'm thinking YOU should PAY me and I'm not goona be a cheap HOOKER! ;-) LOL

[ready182]

Going out of business!

 

I'm afraid I have to shut down my escort business. My first customer is sueing me for false advertising. He says I'm young, cute, and cuddly.

[Guest EWC]

>This web site has inspired me to become an escort.

>For pics, please check out my new website:

>

>http://www.Slightlyoverweight.Middleaged.Thinninghair.Notthatcute.Shortlimpdick.TooHairy.Coffeebreath.com

>

>Love and kisses!!! Hope to "meat" you soon <wink> <wink>!!!

 

Be careful. There are clients out there for you, but in the immortal words of Robt Benchley "You never want to become someone else's fetish".