hot massage?

[Bilbo]

RE: hot massage? YES!

 

I'm still a bit of a computer neophyte here, but HooBoy has referred in the past to a way - I think a number that each computer has that doesn't change between email addresses - he uses to know, (true, he usually doesn't weed them, out), when one person is having a dialogue with himself on this site, so to speak. And I am not sure what Jake means by XXX rated pictures (though I have high hopes for them), but I have seen pictures of Jake on this very site (unless I'm much mistaken) which show his manly glory (although in a soft state, but that is, I think, more suited, really, to a masseur) wearing only an email address draped across his tummy.

[Guest MrB]

RE: hot massage? YES!

 

I'm no techie either, but I think what you mean is IP addresses. If Hoo checks and compares, he could tell if reviews are from the same computer/person. He may have done that already, for all we know.

[Guest Bigjake8]

RE: hot massage? YES!

 

LAST EDITED ON Oct-03-00 AT 02:09PM (EST)[p]All I can say is that I am staying out of this one. I have other reviews posted on Hooboys review page. I have 2 screen names here. Bigjake8 and bigjake80. The reason that I have 2 is because I have 2 computers and I didnt save the password (we cant choose our own for this board and the one they assign us is unmemorable) so I had to make another. In any case, I have a regular clientel anyway so I really don't need to worry about people like you. In fact, I would rather not see anyone who might agree with these idiots anyway. So you boys have your fun tearing me apart. All you are doing is bringing my topic up to the top again for more people read (therefore more business for me)and helping me seperate the good from the bad (and ugly as far those guys hearts are concerned). I would like to apologize for the negativity that this thread has taken, and I can assure you that I will not be a continuing part of it. I am way to busy with school, my clients and my own life to worry about his nonsense. I will however, continue to use this board to keep in contact potential clients.

 

Thanks,

Jake

http://come.to/jakesmassage

[Guest Bigjake8]

RE: hot massage? YES!

 

There is one other thing that I would like y'all to note. The person known a s "Malcolm" who wrote the original post trashing me was posted Oct 3 at 212 AM in the morning. Then, a response was posted (3 times) by some called "Rhumba Le Stoff" at 217 AM (Oct 3 as well). How can it be that there are 2 people that have such negative feelings about me posting withen 5 minutes of each other, unless they are the same person? Anyway, thats all I have to say about that.

 

Jake

http://come.to/jakesmassage

[Guest Kenneth]

RE: hot massage? YES!

 

I find it somewhat unfortunate that a controversy has arisen concerning "postings" and the possibility that Jake has written many of the favorable comments himself. I am somewhat computer illeterate and am not in a position to judge one way or another. However, I made two previous postings on this thread under the name of Ken....one in Feb and another in July. I will tell you that I stand by those postings and that I am indeed Ken and NOT JAKE. I think Jake is a wonderful masseur and I'm sure that he feels somewhat distressed at the recent postings concerning the validity of his favorable reviews.

In any event, call him yourself and/or set up an appointment for a massage and THEN you can judge for yourself if he is indeed all that people claim he is. Again, this is Kenneth, NOT JAKE and he knows nothing of this posting that I am making.

[Bilbo]

RE: hot massage? YES!

 

I am sorry if Jake took my particular message negatively. I was actually trying to defend him from what's her name. I only have two things against Jake, one is that he is geographically unavailable to me, the other is the same thing. I would hire him in a New York minute, if I ever get any minutes in New York.

[Guest Bigjake8]

RE: hot massage? YES!

 

Bilbo, I thought your posting was cute. I didn't think anything of that . I was referring to those other posts. Anyway, it doesnt matter, it was just some little boy trying to be something that he's not. Massage is supposed to be fun, relaxing and sexy, not about this kind of silly drama. If it is, then I would just as soon go do something else. I do what I do because I like it. I am a mechanical engineering student and I am very capable of doing other things. Not to worry about me. Trust me, I've got much better things to do than worry about this nonsense. Anyway, thanks for all the nice things you guys have been saying. It's been a real boost for my business. Ill be here massaging my wat through school, no matter what happens

 

Jake

http://come.to/jakesmassage

[Bilbo]

RE: hot massage? YES!

 

Interesting typo, fellow masseur. Would that be massaging your way or your wad, or both? Please do post again to let us know when those new pix are ready!

[Guest Bigjake8]

RE: hot massage? YES!

 

Why, Bilbo. You certainly do know how to charm a man! Send me a link to your page. I'd love to see it!

 

Jake

http://come.to/jakesmassage

[Guest Al Mason]

RE: hot massage? YES!

 

I am just an observer to this thread of comments for Jake but I cannot help in saying that if you lv choose to lv in a glass house, you expect people to throw stones. This time, however, you are surprised because somebody throw shit. Somehow, I find it strange that there seemed to be nobody who doesn't like Jake. It appeared true to me that this topic is for the egotistical pleasure of glorifying someone. Why is that?

 

Jake, I check your website and there is nothing too pleasurable to see there. I've seen better sites. You don't look hot at all. Why all these plaudits? Maybe Rhumba is right that you spare us of your naked photo. But, hey, it's a free country. These people who are obviously your most vocal fans can say whatever they like to say. They have the right for that in the same way that Malcom and Rhumba have their right in free speech. Again, you all are doing great. Whether this parade of admirations are phony or not, it entertains the spirit and provokes the mind. Good job, Jake in your admirable act of self promotion, and to all those who helped you tremendously during the process. May you be a successful engineer in the future, or better yet, may you rediscover that you have the mastery of decption.

[Guest Rhumba Le Stoff]

RE: hot massage? YES!

 

Al, thank you for your words of wisdom. I am so glad to know that somebody shares my perception. Jake, don't get mad, honey. You live a public life, then, to the public you will succumb. Okay? Don't cry now, honey.

[Bilbo]

RE: hot massage? YES!

 

LAST EDITED ON Oct-11-00 AT 00:22AM (EST)[p]Excuse me, but how can the two of you be saying that he should spare the world the sight of his naked body when he has already shown it to us. If you have actually been to his site, there is no way that you could have missed it. It is like someone saying that he doesn't think that we should spend the money to build the Washington Monument. Sorry, it's already there, it's too late not to build it.

And I just took a moment to check, if you look under the New York reviews, you'll find ten reviews of him, and the same nude picture.

So you can say anything else negative about him you want, that will just be your opinion, or at least something I can't check out. But don't keep telling him to keep his clothes on. It is simply too late for that to be anything but a lie.

And if this is Jake self promoting on the message board - This site has never had any problem with that. They will either become heroes like Matt or self destruct like Sean Wrldscrt. Just don't lie to us! Or at least don't do it so blatantly, please.

[Guest kisser]

RE: hot massage? YES!

 

I'd been with Jake. He's cold. But the real story is that he looks far different from the cover pic of his website. He is not lean but skinny. Has somehow aged. This has-been doesn't deserved all these adulation, guys. Wake up!

[Guest Kenneth]

RE: hot massage? YES!

 

Oct-13-00, 01:30 AM (EST)

39. "RE: hot massage? YES!"

I'd been with Jake. He's cold. But the real story is that he looks far different from

the cover pic of his website. He is not lean but skinny. Has somehow aged.This

has-been doesn't deserved all these adulation, guys. Wake up!

 

Above quote from "kisser" appears to have been written by Al Mason (who I suspect is Rhumba). It has similar "problems" with " I'd been " and ".This

has-been doesn't deserved all these adulation". Whoever Al Mason,Kisser andd "Rhumba" is he sure is providing alot of publicity for Jake.

[Guest kisser]

RE: hot massage? YES!

 

Kenneth a.k.a. Jake Fan Club president, when did you learn how to analyze syntax? Your comment made me famous. If you browse from the very top, you will notice that I alredy posted my disappointment long before Rhumba notice all these madness.

 

I tell you, old man, with Jake's new popularity, everyone will be dressed up like him come hallowen. HA HA H A HA!!!!!

 

* Go easy on that mascara, girl.

[Guest Bigjake8]

RE: hot massage? YES!

 

KISSER SAID:

>I tell you, old man, with

>Jake's new popularity, everyone will

>be dressed up like him

>come hallowen. HA HA H

>A HA!!!!!

>

>* Go easy on that mascara,

>girl.

 

 

In case any of you are considering dressing up like me for Halloween, all you need is a pair of jeans, a white T-shirt and red Converse sneakers ;-).

 

However, for those of you comfortable with your bodies and can handle the cold, you could try my more natural look as exhibited on my web page

 

http://come.to/jakesmassage

[Guest kisser]

RE: hot massage? YES!

 

Oh, big Jake...you are so funny when you say that.

 

But you forgot about the receding hairline to complete the get up. I recommend you cover that with a hard hat just like like all engineer does. Wowie! Also, one needs to be famished thin to look like you.

 

The red shoes were the give away. It's almost fairy-tale-like. Opppppsss, pardon the pun. Why that color again? I never thought red shoes are back in vogue. (If it is a 5-inch heel, it is a must for all hooker.) With that color, you just made yourself the poster boy of the national color. Dont forget to accesorise with stars and stripes.

 

All for the enjoyment of hooboys fans, Jake.

 

Remember to moisturize.

 

Note: Yes, guys. This thread made Jake famous. In a little gay corner in Rochester, postings to this topic are top topic of conversation. Hairy daddies bet on when Jake will post his reaction to this message center- the most recent of which bought one truck driver a ticket to a musical in Broadway and paid for one grocer manager's new pair of nipple ring.

[Guest kisser]

RE: hot massage? YES!

 

Oh, big Jake...you are so funny when you say that.

 

But you forgot about the receding hairline to complete the get up. I recommend you cover that with a hard hat just like like all engineer does. Wowie! Also, one needs to be famished thin to look like you.

 

The red shoes were the give away. It's almost fairy-tale-like. Opppppsss, pardon the pun. Why that color again? I never thought red shoes are back in vogue. (If it is a 5-inch heel, it is a must for all hooker.) With that color, you just made yourself the poster boy of the national color. Dont forget to accesorize with stars and stripes.

 

All for the enjoyment of hooboys fans, Jake.

 

Remember to moisturize.

 

Note: Yes, guys. This thread made Jake famous. In a little gay corner in Rochester, postings to this topic are top topic of conversation. Hairy daddies bet on when Jake will post his reaction to this message center- the most recent of which bought one truck driver a ticket to a musical in Broadway and paid for one grocery manager's new pair of nipple ring.

[Guest Bigjake8]

RE: hot massage? YES!

 

LAST EDITED ON Oct-21-00 AT 08:24PM (EST)[p]

[Guest Al Mason]

RE: hot massage? YES!

 

I think Jake has no brain.

[Guest Markdoesfly]

RE: Massage with Jake :-)

 

HI, I have had a massage with Jake, several months ago. I found the entire experience great from start to finish! He looks great, feels great! I look forward to the next time but have not been able to get into the city.

Jake, I can't wait for the new x-rated pictures---- you used to have one of you leaning over a chair---- that's the photo that made me make and appointment with you---- where is it? Please put it back!!!!

[Guest Al Mason]

RE: Massage with Jake :-)

 

I told you guys many time that Jake has no brain.

[Guest LOVEHANDLE]

RE: Massage with Jake :-)

 

Oh my. This topic has grown into some sort of a monster like a purple dino with thick eyelashes.

 

I am still wondering if Jake is one of those "open minded" masseur.You all know what I mean. The one that do a trick.

 

;-)

[Guest MrB]

RE: Massage with Jake :-)

 

Well, he did with me every time I saw him. But then , he seems to have some ennemies here, too. Wonder what their reasons are, but it won't stop me from seeing him

[Guest LOVEHANDLE]

RE: Massage with Jake :-)

 

Thank you, Mr. B. Can you be very specific of what he did? Was it just a hand job or more than that. The guy really looks apetizing in that naked picture. I want to know more. Please, please, please.

 

Flowers for you, dahling.