Escort Response Call: Client Decor

[BgMstr4u]

It occurs to me that not only do escorts expose themselves to the vagaries of clients in matters of payment, showing up, being there when the escort arrives, cleanliness and different standards of hygiene, and other personal matters, but also to their home environments.

 

Escorts have entrance into many peoples' homes. This gives them a unique opportunity to observe the gay or bi male in his native habitat.

 

I would be interested in observations, reports, stories of experiences in clients' homes. Is it true that gay and bi men have better taste? Are there patterns of taste/grunge, orderliness/squalor, cleanliness/yuckiness that you have observed?

 

Inquiring minds want to know!

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

Have yet to have a bad experience of my own, however my poor clients had to go through a remodel job on my home, the bedroom was gorgeous but the rest of the house was still in progression, hard wood floors refinished ect. It was embarasing to say the least

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

>I would be interested in observations, reports, stories of experiences in clients' homes. Is it true that gay and bi men have better taste?<

 

I've noticed that the homes of my gay clients are usually better appointed, and the aesthetics in evidence more refined, although their music and video libraries often leave much to be desired. One thing I seem to find distracting is the gay client's everpresent picture of dear old mom, smiling down from her revered perch on the mantle/wall. The stern brows of these mothers rarely seem to approve. Even more unsettling is the hetero client, whose wife and kids look on in shame from their own portraits on the bedroom dresser.

 

In general though, I'd say gay men have better interior design taste than their hetero counterparts, who usually leave the decor to their wives. Disposable income may also have something to do with how well a home is decorated.

 

Another general observation regarding house pets: hetero guys like big dogs, gay guys seem partial to faux dogs, like poodles and terriers who probably eat better than I do. I remember once being hired by a family man with a big German Shepard. The action had started down in the living room, where my clothes were strewn across the room. We made it upstairs to the bedroom, where the dog soonafter followed. About forty minutes later, the client's riding me like he's bustin' a bronco. I'm face down on the bed when I look up and see his dog gnawing on one of my new leather shoes in the corner of the room. Being preoccupied, I didn't say anything at the moment, but when we got back downstairs I discovered that the dog had done a number on my slacks as well. After searching for and finding the other shoe (also gnawed on), the client was very apologetic and gave me a tip to compensate, but the infernal hound had chewed holes through over $200 worth of wardrobe. In the end I still came out ahead, but that fuckin' dog....

[Guest JT]

>In general though, I'd say gay men have better interior

>design taste than their hetero counterparts,

 

 

This seems to apply to my gay and str8 friends as well. I also find my recent home-shopping experience consistent with Joey's observation. :-)

 

JT

[Guest Kevin 2]

Joey, You would think that a client would be smart enough to secure the dog somewhere in the home. I guess that would have made too much sense. LOL

PS...What was the look on the dogs face as his master was riding you?;-)

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

envy

[Guest WetDream]

The German Sheperd was probably just jealous because he is the one that usually has sex with the master. :*