DON'T HIRE HUNTER IN DC OR ANYWHERE!

[Newandcurious]

With respect to Hunter (discussed below), I went with Dickho's anomalous (no doubt honest) recommendation of Hunter against the weight of the evidence. What a mistake. Not three hours before we met we talked on the phone about my very modest desire for light, non-professional massage, kissing, and mutual oral. He was fine with all of it, so long as I acknowledged he was not a professional masseur--fine.

 

When I asked for light massage, he sighed heavily, did three minutes, and stopped, saying he doesn't do this (despite his ad and conversation to the contrary). When I tried to kiss (just dry kissing) for the 5th time, he said "leave." I was clean, courteous, reasonably in shape (I work out with a trainer 3x a week), and totally within the bounds of what we discussed. He was simply an asshole, a term I use very, very rarely.

 

I had had 3 drinks tonight, of which I apprised him in advance and suggested he might not prefer. He expressed no concern.

 

What a waste of my time. I cannot fathom why he lied about what he would do. I paid him just a prorated portion of his rate, and we were both unhappy. Why he bothered to lie was beyond me. I was totally truthful, hygienic, and reasonably fit.

 

This man is a complete jerk.

[+ glutes]

We have our own version in SF, formerly Behrend / Baron - now goes by 'Hunter'.

 

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/ers/951697512.html

[dcguy20]

Sorry about your bad experience. Talk about someone else to avoid:

 

http://www.men4rentnow.com/ds/index.asp?cmd=view&id=141284&Login=JockGuy

 

http://www.men4rentnow.com/ds/index.asp?cmd=view&id=147404&Login=TJfromM4RN

 

Same guy. Two different ads. The "review" section is turned off. I'm tired of seeing his ad (always seems to be at the top), every time I go into M4R.

[Guest DickHo]

I want to clarify that my session with Hunter was not vanilla--it was on the kinky side of the equation. We spoke frankly about what I wanted and I sent him my pics. For this appointment, he delivered as requested and was very pleasant to be with.

 

Mind you, I was very apprehensive to make the appointment because of what had been written, but in the end, the size of his dick (which is enormous) made me make the appointment.

 

I guess, between us, the chemistry was right...which doesn't always happen. Take Jason Markus. Everyone here raves about him but, my experiences with him (twice) were complete duds. No chemistry whatsoever and I saw nothing of what everyone raves about. I tried twice because I gave him the benefit of the doubt.

 

Dick

[Guest MickeyMoosie]

I recently had an innocuous encounter with him that had nothing to do with escorting/sex/adult work/anythinglikethat and he was completely obnoxious. I was actually a little stunned at how gratuitously nasty he was.

 

Stay away from her - she crazy.

[Lewis H]

And now he's going by the name "Alex"

 

http://www.rentboy.com/listing.aspx?lid=168373&scid=13855746&sp=1&pos=8

[EthanHungJock]

Lets get the FACTS straight shall we .....

 

The guy that posted this ad was not only drunk when he entered my hotel room (which i advised him please don't be drunk on the phone), but what I love is how he emphasizes how "in shape" he was.....he was over weight and fat...which is something i have no problem with IF the guy is sweet, respectful and kind, but this one was just a pretentious, over bearing, Oger of a man, but then again he says he has a trainer and goes 3 times a week thats great and he made sure he let everyone know how IN SHAPE he was...yeah SURE

 

When someone makes an appointment with me. i clearly state on the phone that "chemistry is key". If you call me and say - " um yeah i want to fuck you" i will probably hang up. Thats DISRESPECTFUL and i can tell on the phone if this guy is going to be easy or a pain in the ass, so i make my decisions quickly about if we are going to meet or not - AND THATS MY RIGHT

 

I make the rules - like it or not. You the client wants to be with ME - if you have an issue with what i DO or DONT do...then fine, there are many other BOYS to call.

 

WHATS THE BIG DEAL - so i didn't feel comfortable with this liquored breathed man trying to stick his nasty tongue down my throat. Would any of you like that?

 

I dont have to do anything that i dont feel comfortable with!

 

This isnt even a full time thing for me - so i dont have to take bullshit from guys that think they can do as they wish with me.

 

I like simple fun two men having a great time, yeah sure the CLIENT is having fun but as the other person in the 1 hour relationship I want to have fun too- that's that....again there are many BOYS out there...why the big deal about what i do or dont do....

 

So im not really that attracted to you and i don't want to kiss you -

 

 

LET It GO!

[JT Brooklyn]

Ethan..Thanks for your Response to this Thread. It is appreciated and your Pixs are real "Purdee". Most can understand it is a 2 way Deal when hooking up. ;-)

 

"Respect" is most important from both Individuals...BUT you lost me at the "Get a Life" remark which seems aimed at EVERYONE! You lost points on that one, at least with this NYC Guy! ;-)

[EthanHungJock]

as u may already know - i could care less - but it was removed

[Guest MickeyMoosie]

>as u may already know - i could care less - but it was

>removed

 

 

First of all, it's "I COULDN'T care less." - meaning that you care about it so little that it's impossible for you to care any less.

 

However, for something you "could" care less about, it certainly brought out a big hissy fit from you.

 

You strike me as someone with anger issues because your response was particularly hostile - especially your "GET A LIFE!" closing remark (which you've since changed). I suspect the irony of that statement was lost on you.

 

Your BigMuscle and Model Mayhem links have been removed, but you can't unring a bell.

 

You can change your Rentboy identity as much as you'd like (and I'm sure you will) but it's a small world and your past behavior will follow you whether you're Ethan or Alex or Hunter or Esmerellda. If you're so great at what you do, it makes no sense to keep changing the brand name - unless, of course, the old brand has problems with it.

 

I hope this thread dies because Ethan/Alex/Hunter/Esmerellda has made his bed and he's now finding out what it's like to sleep in it. Any futher whipping of this horse will become even more tiresome than it's already become.

 

Ethan/Alex/Hunter/Esmerellda is an angry jerk.

 

Game over.

[Lankypeters]

>Lets get the FACTS straight shall we .....

 

-------blah, blah, blah........

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>LET It GO!

>

 

Consider these New Years resolutions:

 

-- take a class in basic writing skills;

 

-- start seeing a shrink;

 

-- find another line of work.

 

 

 

 

Curiosity opens the anus.

 

Lankypeters

[Guest zipperzone]

Are you taking away his right to vote, too?

[Guest MickeyMoosie]

>Are you taking away his right to vote, too?

 

Only if he turns out to also be a drone.

 

Thanks for asking.

[Newandcurious]

What a pack of lies. I introduced the subject of alcohol on the phone, not you, out of an abundance of caution and politeness toward you. You said "no problem, come over." In any event, I was most certainly not drunk, and you said nothing about any concern when you abruptly refused to kiss--you said "we never talked about kissing."

 

I was not even trying to french kiss when you said "I don't kiss!" So it was not a matter of forcing my tongue down your throat. We did not discuss anything on the phone but kissing, massage, and oral, and you professed to be fine with all of it. You massaged me half-assedly for about four minutes and then said "I'm not a masseur you know," and stopped and just lay there like a sack of potatoes. Well, gee, I wasn't expecting that, but I was expecting an effort at amateur massage for more than four minutes, since you said on the phone and in your ad that massage was a specialty. Yet another lie.

 

I did not emphasize above that I'm "in shape"--I said I was reasonably fit, and I am. I never claimed to be in anything like your shape. I am not an ogre, and I was anything but drunk or arrogant with you.

 

I seriously think you have mental problems.

[Guest MickeyMoosie]

>What a pack of lies. I introduced the subject of alcohol on

>the phone, not you, out of an abundance of caution and

>politeness toward you. You said "no problem, come

>over." In any event, I was most certainly not drunk, and

>you said nothing about any concern when you abruptly refused

>to kiss--you said "we never talked about kissing."

>

>I was not even trying to french kiss when you said "I

>don't kiss!" So it was not a matter of forcing my tongue

>down your throat. We did not discuss anything on the phone

>but kissing, massage, and oral, and you professed to be fine

>with all of it. You massaged me half-assedly for about four

>minutes and then said "I'm not a masseur you know,"

>and stopped and just lay there like a sack of potatoes. Well,

>gee, I wasn't expecting that, but I was expecting an effort at

>amateur massage for more than four minutes, since you said on

>the phone and in your ad that massage was a specialty. Yet

>another lie.

>

>I did not emphasize above that I'm "in shape"--I

>said I was reasonably fit, and I am. I never claimed to be in

>anything like your shape. I am not an ogre, and I was

>anything but drunk or arrogant with you.

>

>I seriously think you have mental problems.

 

SNAP!

[EthanHungJock]

Get over it !

 

like i said there are plenty of working boys out there - find someone that is better suited for you simple.

 

Im not angry at all , Im a bit amused at the fact that there could really be a few men that not only like to talk about there past sexually experiences (which i find grotesque and tasteless) but seem to be on a sad pointless mission to try to tell everyone how BAD of an escort i am....that's funny...Then they cry about it on these online forums...come on , really?

 

The only people that complain are the people i have NO chemistry with and the funniest thing of all is that some of you guys really think that a little bit of money will basically allow you to tell me to jump and how high you want me to jump - that tragic mind set my friends is where I draw the line.

 

Here are a few New Years resolutions for you:

 

1- Stop paying for sex

 

2- Try and meet someone that likes you for you and not the 300 bucks

 

3- Stop worrying about what other people are doing behind closed doors

 

Happy New Year

[EthanHungJock]

And for you fucker.....I WAS NOT INTO YOU - you were ruff and forceful with me. I clearly state with everyone that calls me "i dont script anything out." What happens in the sheets happens. If it feels good we go with it. Im not some machine that just wants to MAKE OUT with you - you think i want to kiss you ? You think that your just going to come into someone hotel room and they are going to want to start making out with you because YOU WANT IT?!

 

I DIDN'T WANT TO KISS YOU - so i DIDNT

 

and I ASKED YOU TO LEAVE....whats the big deal...!

 

I wanted you to leave....i said "PLEASE LEAVE".....so if anything i had a horrible time....and i told you that

 

Don't be a fucking pussy and start crying about it on here....grow the fuck up !

[Guest Wetnwildbear]

Clearly a Dale Carnegie Graduate!

[Guest MickeyMoosie]

>And for you fucker.....

 

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

 

 

>I WAS NOT INTO YOU

 

Memo to Ethan/Alex/Hunter/Esmerellda: You're an escort - not being "into" the client comes with the territory. If you only want to have sex with guys you're into and get paid for it then the line forms at the rear.

 

 

>- you were ruff and forceful with me.

 

(while clutching pearls at throat) Oh my stars and garters! STOP! (said with a lisp, of course)

 

 

> I clearly state with everyone that calls me

>"i dont script anything out."

 

How very Second City of you.

 

 

>What happens in the

>sheets happens. If it feels good we go with it.

 

Sex by bumper sticker.

 

 

>Im not some

>machine that just wants to MAKE OUT with you

 

Memo to Ethan/Alex/Hunter/Esmerellda: You're an escort - you're not being paid to do things YOU want - you're being paid to do things the CLIENT wants.

 

 

>you think i

>want to kiss you ?

 

(see above)

 

 

>You think that your just going to come into

>someone hotel room and they are going to want to start making

>out with you because YOU WANT IT?!

 

What's that I hear ringing? Oh, it's the Clue Phone and it's for Ethan/Alex/Hunter/Esmerellda. No, you're going to start making out with the client because that's what he's PAYING YOU TO DO you stupid fuck - oops, was that a "personal attack"?

 

 

>I DIDN'T WANT TO KISS YOU - so i DIDNT

>and I ASKED YOU TO LEAVE....whats the big deal...!

 

(She's hopeless)

 

 

>I wanted you to leave....i said "PLEASE LEAVE"

 

A regular Leticia Baldridge.

 

 

>.....so if anything i had a horrible time....and i told you that

 

Boo-fucking-hoo

 

 

>Don't be a fucking pussy and start crying about it on

>here....grow the fuck up !

 

Charming to the last.

 

 

Now THIS is what the Forum has been needing for some time - an escort having a complete mental breakdown (with caps no less). I, for one, find it entertaining to watch a stupid fuck (oops, was that a "personal attack" again?) go totally bat shit while figuratively shooting himself in the head with a double-barreled shotgun.

 

If anyone had any doubts as to whether Ethan/Alex/Hunter/Esmerellda was a nutcase, they should be fully dispelled by his latest ravings.

 

Color her crazy.

[EthanHungJock]

you call me crazy ?

 

but your the one breaking down every sentence i write?

 

i really think you need to find some other hobby....maybe join a gym or go for a jog

 

i mean... do you feel any better after your little spell check?

 

i swear go for a jog...its nice

 

Here are a few New Years resolutions for you:

 

1- Stop paying for sex

 

2- Try and meet someone that likes you for you and not the 300 bucks

 

3- Stop worrying about what other people are doing behind closed doors

[Lankypeters]

Stay A-way. This guy is a sociopath.

 

 

Curiosity opens the anus.

 

Lankypeters

[Guest MickeyMoosie]

The poor thing just can't stop herself - it's as though she has a form of cyber-Tourettes.

 

Granted, it's great sport to flay her when she's basically invited it on herself, however it's also a little cruel because she's obviously not well.

 

I'd like to make a couple of dispassionate observations that will probably make her go splenetic.

 

1. Ethan/Alex/Hunter/Esmerellda appears to be functionally illiterate. We all make those common typing mistakes their/there - your/you're - its/it's - were/we're - etc. Our fingers have a mind of their own and type the homonym rather than the word intended. However, if you read Ethan/Alex/Hunter/Esmerellda's ravings you'll notice that the mistakes aren't finger mistakes, he actually doesn't know how to spell or properly construct a sentence. He's either not very bright or the product of public schools. For his sake, I hope it's the latter.

 

2. Ethan/Alex/Hunter/Esmerellda isn't happy, so although his bizarro behavior can be entertaining, it's also pathetic - and I mean that in the literal sense. He's obviously gotten into escorting because he needs the money and has no other marketable skill. He's at an age where all of us, generally speaking, didn't know who the fuck we were or what we were going to do with out lives (the 20's, although pretty, are often an emotional hell) and neither does he. So, because he has a big cock he figured that escorting was something he could do to make money. However, he's not emotionally equipped for it as he's clearly illustrated. It takes a special type of person to do it and do it well. Furthermore, he's not very bright about it. You don't post pictures on Rentboy that you use on other social sites and expect to remain anonymous.

 

So, if you add up what he know about Ethan/Alex/Hunter/Esmerellda you can only conclude that he's a very sad, confused guy who wants people to want him and look at him but he wants to control the terms because he feels out of control of his own life.

 

He's pathetic and because of that we really shouldn't pillory him, should we?

 

Nah, let's keep it up!

[burnsy]

MickeyMoosie, why don't you tell us what happened during your encounter with Ethan/Alex/Hunter/Esmerellda?

 

A curious mind wants to know :9

[JT Brooklyn]

burnsy. With this guys attitude does it really matter? Reading anymore concerning him would say one thing, as it does about a few others in the Wonderful World of The Working Guy .."Nice Cover BUT Crap Book"! THE END!

 

I think along with 2008 this Guy and any discussion about him should be History! IMHO of course as always! ;-)

[Guest MickeyMoosie]

>MickeyMoosie, why don't you tell us what happened during your

>encounter with Ethan/Alex/Hunter/Esmerellda?

>

>A curious mind wants to know :9

 

 

 

Ethan/Alex/Hunter/Esmerellda has sent me three(!) messages here and he asked me to be "brave" and tell him where we met. Oh yeah, he also told me to "get a life" - that seems to be his mantra.

 

As I told him, I don't live on the East Coast, I was there visiting an old college buddy and we were in a public social setting when I met Ethan/Alex/Hunter/Esmerellda.

 

I use the term "met" loosely because when we were introduced he grunted something unintelligible at me and then launched into a malignantly tedious narrative about him, his life, his friends, his likes, his dislikes, on and on and on. We've all been trapped by a person like that. It was so boring I wanted to grab two fistfuls of swizzle sticks and plunge them through my eyes, piercing my prefrontal cortex, killing me instantly, just to make it stop.

 

He was rude, obnoxious and totally self-absorbed. You'd never be able to tell that from his postings, would you?

 

He finally shut up because he saw a friend he had to talk to. When Ethan/Alex/Hunter/Esmerellda left I asked my friend who the hell he was and WHY he would ever want to talk to the guy. My friend is a size queen and if it weren't for Ethan/Alex/Hunter/Esmerellda's cock, he would ignore him. My friend has never had him (at least that's what he says) but I guess he's fascinated by what's below the belt.

 

I knew about him on Rentboy, Model Mayhem and BigMuscle because my friend sent me the links when I returned home from my trip.

 

I wouldn't tell Ethan/Alex/Hunter/Esmerellda who my friend was because I don't my friend sucked into the black hole that is Ethan/Alex/Hunter/Esmerellda. I'm sure he wouldn't remember me because he gave me only the most cursory momentary attention and although I said the encounter was "recent", it wasn't because I didn't want to give a clue to who and when it might have been.

 

I wish the tale were more lurid, instead it's one we've all experienced.

 

Bottom line: Ethan/Alex/Hunter/Esmerellda is a noxious cliché.