Hey Escorts! What Would You Plan

[Guest Gentle Dude]

This is just so amazing...Now, I need to find me a similar campsite here in Northern California... Thanks, Ben.

[Casteran]

Ok, so who is this escort that dreams up such fantastic ideas!

[Bilbo]

And what part of the world do you live in? For some reason, I'm seeing the Pacific Northwest!

 

And, please, even though we now know the answer, and it was better than anything we had guessed so far, I'd love to see us keep guessing. This has been one of the best threads, ever!

[Guest cp8036]

Hope you at least had a Dolly CD playing in the background.

[Guest Stefano]

Well if it was me.....I would bring the client over to Las Vegas for a weekend.

I'd rent us a nice suite up at I believe the hacienda at hoover damn at lake mead. The weekend would start on friday evening with a nice dinner at a quaint and cozy restaurant and then retire to the room for a nice hot bath and conversation and fun.

The following Morning(Saturday) we'd wake up, go to breakfast and then go down to Lake mead where we'd lay at the nude beach and rent a jetski or two for a couple of hours. After we'd go back to our room where I'd give a nice soothing massage and then a short nap(I love Naps!). Before dinner I arrange to take a helicopter ride (for only $29.00 a person) over the beautiful lake n mountains just as the sun was setting. Then dinner and either back to the room or maybe hang out in the casino for a while depending on the likes of the client. After return to another evening of relaxed enjoyment. Sunday we'd wake up, have breakfast and drive to redrock canyon just to go and then I'd take him to the airport and we'd part. I'd walk away with a good 2500 or so and we would both have had a wonderful time.

 

I realize my choices wouldn't be that enticing to some clients but I'm a very outdoorsy sort of boy and love nature and I'm sure that some clients would love it!

 

I said my piece!

 

Mike ;-)~

[Guest]

Clever. Quite romantic but frugal. Even go you to do the dishes. It's wonderful that you both did something you enjoyed so much.

[Matt_Vancouver]

I've actually had similar scenarios presented to me in the past, usually though it's to entertain the person in a city I am familiar with. IE Toronto.

An example would be the client says "for a weekend, I will supply you with X amount of $'s, you will supply me with a great and memorable experience."

Now depending on the person making this offer, you can take it to extreams, and show them a side of life that they've never seen before, or in another case, go to the theatre, maybe a club, and dinner.etc.

it really depends.

I've been known to know the um.... darker side of a few Canadian cities, and have shown this to a gentleman or two: )

Matt(tour guide to the gutter: )

[Guest BenDover]

Hey Matt, welcome home.

I would love a "gutter guide" for my next trip to Vancouver. Interested?

[Matt_Vancouver]

: ) Vancouver doesn't have a gutter.

Sorry super sqeaky clean. The only part of the city that even resembles an urban center is East Hastings and Main st. Where on a casual sunny day stroll you can encounter a variety of unsavories: ) Like the spotted herion addict sitting in a doorway with a needle dangling from their thin wraith like arm, or the shuffling, mumbling obsenities, urine reaking whino, slurrily asking for change, or a cigarette. Or the always popular Crack addicts, scanning the pavement for the most miniscule partical of white rock. They will not make eye contact, you can move comfortably within their natural habitat, just give a light shove to any of the 'locals' that approach you, they are harmless and will likely fall over with the tiniest of pushes.

 

Seriously though, vancouver is probably, with the above noted small exception, the cleanest, safest city I've ever been in. Very little violent crime, just a lazy, laid back, casual place to be. No urgency, just kind of drift, and you will fit in perfectly.

 

Now if you want to see the dark side.... let me show you around Toronto, or Montreal, or London for that matter: )

matt(is probably the trashiest part of Vancouver... and I'm practically angelic: )

[Guest BrandenMcClain]

Branden McClain (aka Christopher) Houston's Sweetheart

[http://www.brandenmcclain.com]

WOW!!! What an opportunity that would be. If I were given the chance to plan this sort of trip I would go Las Vegas, get a nice suite with a hottub in the room, hire several different escorts to cum over and play with me and my client, and maybe make a few movies. : )~

My invitation list would include

Brady Younge, VegasBoy Dave, Stephan, Ryan, Mike Steffano, Adam, Brendan Knight, Evyn, Mario, Kier, Joshua, John, Alec Powers, Tony Dancer, Tigger, Sebastian, Paulo, Pacer

JUST TO LIST A FEW!!!

Lots of HOT BOYS, LUBE, and LOADS OF FUN.

Anyone interested?

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[Guest cp8036]

<... Vancouver doesn't have a gutter...>

 

 

 

I went to Vancouver last year, and happened upon the bar/show lounge Hotel Duffery. I dare say the place should be called a gutter !!!

 

WHO told the strippers that they should take their clothes off in public?

[Guest BenDover]

I believe the hotel is called the Dufferin. And I couldn't agree with you more about the strippers. I was tipping them to put their pants back on! The place is a complete anomoly to the men of Vancouver. I don't understand it, because everywhere you look in Vancouver, you see more gorgeous guys than Starbuck's shops.

[Guest cp8036]

Ben,

 

You are so right I thought after I posted that the strippers cannot be locals. The two Canadian cities I know...Vancouver and Montreal are loaded with hot men. Perhaps the Dufferin troupe is bused in.

 

I just remember one young guy, homemade tattoos, widespread acne, and bad teeth. Nothing down below made up for it. I was drinking a beer, and had to switch to tequila. The horror of that night lacerates my memory.

[Matt_Vancouver]

the Dufferin isn't like Remingtons or any of the clubs in montreal, it's a dive.

The boys that are dancing there, are paid about 15 Candian dollars, and there is very little tipping, so what do you get? Streety trash boys. It's not really a strip club, it's just a local watering hole where people go to escape the stand and model bars, or the circuit scene. It's an interesting mix of clientel, absolutly no attitude. But if you are looking for hot strippers... don't go there.

Matt(information booth)

[Guest BenDover]

Hey CP,

Tequila to kill the visual pain. I'll have to try that. This is so caddy to say this, but I was at the Dufferin years ago with a couple friends, and we got a seriously rude case of the out-of-control giggles while one stripper, (may have been the same one you described!), worked our table for tips. He got an A for effort, but his technique was just hysterical. He clearly had no rhythm or sense of the music, he pulled down his underwear and they got stuck in the crack of his ass where he left them to dangle, he tripped over the shoe laces of his running shoes and knocked the drinks off our table, and kept pursing his lips, supposedly seductively, in what we hysterically even today call the Marilyn Monroe-Betty Boop Pucker. We did tip him, but more out of embarrassment for our behavior which was anything buy generous.