There is no muscle available in NORTH FLORIDA!

[mzed12003]

I love muscle and musclebears! However, I live in an area destitute of any. Therefore, in frustration and to assist other readers of this board in vacation planning, a rough survey of a national escort site- my results as follows:

 

California- definitely in the lead for available muscle/musclebears

 

NY- city and elswhere running second

 

Texas- !!! home of Bushy an interesting 3rd!

 

Florida and Ohio(?!??!)- 4th; although NONE IN NORTH FLORIDA!

 

Ill and GA squeaks by in 5th

 

AZ and DC- a suprising 6th!

 

PA, NC, NV and WA- also rans in 7th

 

MA, VA, WI, MO, HI and outside US limping along with one!

 

Again, only a rough rating- any comments?

AND IF ANY MUSCLE IN THOSE OTHER STATES WOULD LIKE TO VISIT- IT'S WIDE OPEN BECAUSE THERE IS NO MUSCLE IN NORTH FLORIDA- ARRRGGGGHHHHH!!