Here's a Good one for a Smile!

[Guest Jason Reardone]

Here's something that's not "about me" and from a dear friend of mine and I thought I would share it:

Miss Annie was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it,

filled with water. In the water floated, of all things... a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity!

Surely Miss Annie had flipped or something...! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlor. When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer."Miss Annie," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" (pointing to the bowl)."Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last

fall and I found this little package. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know...I haven't had a cold all winter."

[Guest Kevin 2]

Thanks Jason..These stories are cute, so keep them coming if any of you guys have more of them.

[Bilbo]

(Monitors - I pushed the wrong button and this might be the second posting of the first half of this story but the earlier posting doesn't have the end of it, so please erase that one, not this one.)

 

I was sent one of those tragically funny stories in the email today which purports to be true. Who knows?

 

There was a man who looked like Jesus and was dressed up like him for a costume party. He was driving to the party in his pickup truck with 15 or so inflatable sex dolls filled with helium under a tarp in the back of the truck. The tarp came loose and they floated away up into the sky. The man pulled over and gestured out the window of the truck, bemusedly asking the dolls to come back.

A man and his wife were driving by. The wife was a late 20s Jesus freak. She saw what she thought was the second coming of Jesus and the good sould being taken up into Heaven - the Rapture. Her husband was trying to slow down and pull over so she could investigate it, but that wasn't fast enough for her. She climbed out of the sunroof, stood on the top of the car, shouted something like "I'm coming, Jesus" and jumped up into the sky.

Unfortunately, since it wasn't Jesus, she came plummetting back to Earth, landing under the wheels of several cars, and was dead, and hopefully in the real Heaven, before she knew what had gone wrong with her plan.