Why do gay people exist?

[ready182]

At the risk of becoming the "arsonist" of this board, anyone dare to comment on this one???

[Guest JON1265]

I've always thought we existed to keep the population explosion somewhat under control....these breeders just insist on having more and more children.....

[+ deej]

Because they can? (Usually)

[guyinsf]

Why does anything exist? Or, depending on one's philosophy, does anything REALLY exist?

[Guest Les]

Because my parents fucked!!!

[Guest MrB]

Because I need them for sex :-)

 

 

MrB

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

Good one, needed the laugh

[Guest jizzdepapi]

Why Do Gay People Flourish?

 

to decorate the windows

[Paul Revere]

RE: Why Do Gay People Flourish?

 

Jizz;

 

You stole my response.

 

Of course it is to decorate the whole planet. For try as she may, Martha Stewart just can do it all by herself.

[CT Dick]

RE: Why Do Gay People Flourish?

 

Who do you think taught Martha Stewart?

 

Dick

[Guest Zach DC]

Without Gay men where would we get a great blow job? From a woman??

 

She's looking up at you, batting her eyes, pretty much just kissing the head of your cock. She reminds you not to cum in her mouth.----It's like, damn bitch, there ain't much chance in that.

[Guest WetDream]

RE: Why Do Gay People Flourish?

 

I thought it was to go to Madonna concerts.

[Guest JD]

To decorate their yards and keep up the property values in my neighborhood. The only complaint I have are those damn pink flamingos!

[Guest jizzdepapi]

omigod. i won't even touch this one.

 

gonna go heave a brick at something.

[Guest biga]

to tell the straights what is cool and fashionable in clothes,style,music etc etc Bye

[Guest jizzdepapi]

Why do gay people coapulate?

 

http://4.35.118.94/bigbutts/content/29.JPG

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

RE: Why do gay people coapulate?

 

Knew you had it in ya : )

[Guest jizzdepapi]

RE: Why do gay people coapulate?

 

i wasn't clear, michael. that's just a straight boy taking a peek at his buddy's butt!

 

p.s.: he could care less how we do his windows and thinks martha is really just the dr. laura of the decorating world!

[Guest jizzdepapi]

RE: Why Do Gay People Flourish?

 

well jeez, PR, martha's sheets are cotton/polyester; yuck! now repeat after me, "Egyptian cotton"

[Guest jizzdepapi]

to irritate the Pope.

[Guest jizzdepapi]

to glaze the terra-cotta flowerpots.

[Guest jizzdepapi]

to PROVE that Gerardo is a closet case.

[Guest jizzdepapi]

to figure out the most artful fold for the drapes.

[Guest jizzdepapi]

to garnish the coq au vin.

[Guest jizzdepapi]

to cast sidelong glances at the locker room attendant.