Sex with Dolphins

[bluenix]

For your own safety, don't go "trolling" for sex with a male dolphin unless you've read the FAQ.

 

http://www.dolphinsex.org

 

SAMPLE: "...Male dolphins tend to prefer the base of the penis to be massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (i.e. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate..."

[Guest Zach DC]

Hey Bluenix,

Tonight I read in another thread someone describing what it's like when he slurps a horse's asshole. Now I've been taught the best way to jerk off a dolphin. What next--believe it or not, alligators give great head?

 

And how the heck you be?

Zach DC

[+ deej]

>What next--believe it or not, alligators give great head?

 

Or Rhinoceroces (?) are really horny bottoms?

 

Thanks for the great laugh, Zach! :-)

[Guest]

All joking aside, I understand dolphins do indeed like to try to get humans to jack them off. Carl Sagan even described the experience once in one of his books. As an amusing aside on Carl Sagan, he was often misquoted as saying "billions and billions," just as Mr. Bill was often misquoted as saying "Oh nooooo!" Carl Sagan would actually say "Billions" and Mr. Bill used to say "Ooooooooh!"

Anyways, I once attended a lecture given by the late Mr. Sagan (well, he wasn't late at the time). Someone asked him a question that began with "You once said there are billions and billions...", to which Mr. Sagan said: "I want to clear this for the record. This is the first time I have ever said 'billions and billions.'"

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

Hmmmmm to my knowledge I do not recall telling someone my experience of licking a horses ass, I recall saying it was like...... pretty much like when someone says kissing a smoker is LIKE licking an ashtray. I doubt very seriously if they have done that

[Guest WetDream]

A prehensile penis that can shoot 14 feet is a definite plus. Too bad they only take 40 seconds to cum. Oh well, as Mr. Lewis said to Mr. Lemmon in Some Like It Hot, "Nobody's perfect."

[Guest jizzdepapi]

Sex and Science with Billionaires?

 

Does this mean that Mr. Gates would exclaim, "Oohhhhhhh!" if Mr. Sagan were to pay him billions?

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

>Oh well, as Mr. Lewis said to Mr. Lemmon in Some Like It Hot, "Nobody's perfect."<

 

Mr Lewis?

[+ deej]

>>Oh well, as Mr. Lewis said to Mr. Lemmon in Some Like It Hot, "Nobody's perfect."<

>

>Mr Lewis?

 

Tony Curtis, wasn't it?

[Guest Bitchboy]

Joe E. Brown

[Guest BrandonBest]

Joe E. Brown said "Nobody's Perfect" (still the best closing line of any film) because he was probably having sex with a dolphin during shooting.

 

 

--Brandon

http://www.hireboys.com/brandon

[Guest WetDream]

Sorry, guys...soon as I clicked the "post" box I realized I had made a mistake. Just hoped nobody would notice. (Fat chance on this board.)

[Guest Zach DC]

Hey Deej, fuck yeah, show me how you plow horny rhino hole. I'll be up a tree spanking my monkey.

 

Zach

[bluenix]

>What next--believe it or not, alligators give great head?

 

Alligators give great head only to the extent that they respond to a smart baseball bat blow to the head. Which is to say, when it's time to let fucking go, it's time to let fucking go.

 

Huh?