Unlucky experiences

[Guest JD]

A few years ago I did an "in call" with an escort I'd never met before. After asking for (and receiving) his money, he let me into the apartment. It was filthy. He also had a couple of cats wandering around with matted hair.

 

He led me through piles of dirty clothes on the floor and into the well-used bedroom. He quickly stripped off his clothes and forced my head down to his crotch. The smell was beyond description.

 

He thought I was opening my mouth to give him a blow job but I was vomitting. He was quickly covered with the remants of my dinner and I ran out the door.

 

It was an expensive lesson but I learned never again to do an "in call" on a first "date". :o

 

JD

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

RE: Cheering & Backing Up

 

LOL crack me up, baby we cant date, HELLO we are hookers

[Guest jizzdepapi]

SEE! Nothing to Hide!

 

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[Guest Zach DC]

Hey SD, my only suggestion directed solely at you was simple. If, as described, you really do slurp horses' puckering holes, I just hope you take precautions.

 

Take care,

Zach DC

[Guest jeffOH]

I'm starting to feel like "Daddy Escort" these days. I have at

this point in my escort career experienced just about every

imaginable scene involving less-than-clean clients. Fortunately,

they are few and far between. I always shower, brush my teeth,

gargle and put an Altoid in my mouth. And if I know I'm going to

get fucked, I do enemas until there isn't one speck of shit.

Clients, if you want fucked, hose that pussy out. I don't know

how many times I've stuck a finger up a guy's ass to lube him up

and felt a big turd. How's that for a turn-on? As Zach said, I

will sometimes suggest an enema or just stick my cock in and not

pull out until we're done. You learn these little tricks over the

years.

 

It's amazing how many guys don't even wipe their asses very well.

99.99% of the time I won't eat a client's ass, but I always make

sure mine is squeaky-clean.

 

Clients have something called REVIEWS where they can air their

complaints or compliments, so it's not only therapeutic for

escorts to have the opportunity do the same, but it can also be

an educational experience for clients.

 

[email protected]

 

P.S.

Michael, I really enjoyed you in that Dink Flamingo video!!

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

: ) I will keep that in mind

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

LOL shhhhhhhhh trying very hard to cover that one up, Got a three film deal right now with Catalina

[Guest dcdave]

RE: SEE! Nothing to Hide!

 

As a client, I really enjoy these discussions as they really do help US be better at we do -- hire guys for fun. I have gotten a lot of hints from these varied topics and I beleive that they have all helped me be a better bottom for my escort. The better the bottom, the better the performance from the escort. If I know that I have an appointment set for the next day - late in the day - I eat a normal meal that evening. When I go to bed, I take a dose of metamucil to make things really move in the morning. Breakfast and lunch are real light if at all. If the appointment is after dinner that night, I may eat a light dinner. The human digestive cycle is normally 8 to 12 hours, so dinner at 7PM is not going to interfere with activities at 9PM or 10PM. Before the date, I fleet myself with both water and mineral oil, take a soaking bath and then shower. Does this sound like a Tiny Tim, God Rest His Soul, routine!! A little faint citrus based massage oil around the crotch and buttock area and I am ready to go. My real probelm is that I smoke and getting rid of or masking smoker's breath is a problem. Lots of Altoids which I am told are a real good "oral additive". I respect my escorts enough to never expect them to deal with garbage -- either phyical or psychological. Luckily, I have never had to deal with physical or psycological crap from any escort I have hired. While this is all good prep for an established appointment, can't do this routine for a spur of the moment fling. Zach and Michael, can't wait to visit you.

 

Dave

[Guest JT]

Hi Michael,

 

First of all, I want to reiterate that it was not my intention of starting this thread to attack any escorts. I agree with you that there are bad clients as well as bad escorts out there. Thankfully, HooBoy has provided us a venue here to discuss many issues that are important and relevant to both clients and escorts. Constructive exchanges often make the discussion more interesting and informative, and sometimes may even enhance our understanding of each other. :-)

 

 

>please tell

>me where there is a

>thread posted of escorts venting

>on how bad the clients

>are?

 

If you're interested in the above topic, you may find them in this message center too. Just click "search" above, type "clients" as the Keyword, search "topic", and "all" threads. You should be able to find several related "threads" about "bad" clients.

:-)

 

JT

[adriano46]

Just adding another client's vote agreeing with what Michael (sdmuscle) says. I only wish I went to San Diego - he sounds like a class act, and looks even better.

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

>Most twinks are flakes...<

 

But with milk, some sliced fruit, and a glass of juice, they're part of a balanced breakfast.

[Guest SFJEFF]

One of my early escort experiences was my worst, actually two in a row. I picked up this really cute guy from Rounds in NYC (when it was still open in the early 90's) and we went back to my place and had a good sign. While I was in the bathroom, he stole my walkman, all the cash out of my wallet, my portable CD player and three watches. I figured it out about 30 minutes after he left. I called and talked to the manager of Rounds and told him about it. But nothing ever came of it.

 

The very next week, I picked up this cute eastern europe guy from Rounds as well. Turned out he had really bad hemorrhoids and started bleeding all over the place. So I almost never did it again.

[Guest JT]

> So I almost never

>did it again.

 

Hi Jeff,

 

Can't control myself to let this one go without further "probing" ;-)

 

You "almost never did it again"? Do you mean you:

 

A. almost never pick up another guy from Rounds again

B. almost never have sex with another guy with bad hemorroids again }>

C. almost never have sex again (hehehe, for some reasons I don't think so...)

D. none of the above

E. all of the above

 

JT (just being curious)

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

Welcome back Adriano... are we going to have to lock all the boys up now that your back in town?

 

:-)

[Guest SFJEFF]

Sorry I should have been more clear. I almost never picked up an escort again. In fact, I did put it off for almost a year before I did it again.

[Guest ohioguy13]

I can understand why an escort can be grossed out by some clients. I have a friend that shared with me an experience that grossed me out. This guy was filthy and expected the escort to ignore it all!!! The escort is one of those type of guys that cvan over look most anything and is ALWAYS Horny and HARD. In the five years I have known him he has always been able to perforn at the drop of a hat...(A fabulous quality) but to listen to him describe this guy...I think it would be extremely difficult to perform.

Michael in San Diego...You sound like a terriffic guy in my book...I love your posts (they are honest and up front) and I know that I will look you up in a heartbeat the next time I am in So. Cal...

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

I am flattered

[Guest ohioguy13]

Michael...you are MORE than welcome!! Without even meeting you...YET!!...I would have to put you in the top of the "class" escorts...and believe me...that is no easy feat!!

Keep it up...(pun intended) you seem like a gem...

[Guest dcdave]

RE: SEE! Nothing to Hide!

 

Guys-

 

I thought I had intentionally set myself up to be called

"The Perfect Asshole" and no one picked up on it -- at least in writing. I am disappointed in you all.

 

Dave