Zack-Never had the pleasure

[buttnovice]

I've never had the assumed pleasure of meeting Matt in Vancouver, or anywhere else. . . But I do find his postings and humor very sexy. He could be 400 lbs and 5'2 and still sexy. . . . OK I went to far. Perhaps one day I'll find out for myself <G>

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

"I've never had the assumed pleasure of meeting Matt in Vancouver, or anywhere else. . . He could be 400 lbs and 5'2"

 

He's a little taller and a little lighter, except in one department where he's much taller and the weight is just about right. :-)

[Traveller]

OK, so the E K double C are all still draining from my body, but Zack, Matt, huh? What's the frequency Dan?

 

Later.

[Guest Wildcats]

With Matt -- to me he's a little taller and a little lighter, except for one department where he's a little taller and a bit heftier. But above all he's much nicer.

[vers7]

Matt is as fun (and as sexy) as his posts indicate. Knowing that he travels often, I emailed him and asked him to let me know if he ever visited my city. He did and I was lucky to meet him. You should do the same. You never know when he might be in your neck of the woods.

[Matt_Vancouver]

This is too funny: ) thanx guys, you know how to make a guy feel wanted.

I wasn't going to read this thread, because i'm so tired of the Zack did this Zack did that shit going on elsewhere, but i decided to have a look, and lo a behold, you're talking about me: )

by the way, I wiegh 425! not 400 and I'm completely bald, have hair on my earlobes that is long enough to braid, and haven't gotten an erection in about 10 years. My mom says I'm pretty.

matt(loves his momma)

http://go.to/mattsplace

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[buttnovice]

May I braid those ear hairs for you, and then order a crane to get you out of bed? Opps, i forgot, that's you favorite place. . . . let sleeping pigs. . . whatever. Smiling here!

[buttnovice]

oops, forgot - Remember Mom loves ya, if no one else. By the way, how's her new seeing eye dog working out? He still biting you?