Newbie Simonwellness in NYC?

[BaronArtz]

Simonwellness - Male Masseur, Gay massage in New York City, NY | RentMasseur

A new profile since Jan 31, 2026.  Claims one year experience.  He is not a type I normally go for, but I have had good luck in the past with newbie 'guy next door' types.  He could be interesting but he could also be a dud.  Any thoughts?

Edited February 23 by BaronArtz

[sterling724]

I typically like to try the newbies next door too! I tried Simon was extremely sweet, clearly new to the practice and also a bit nervous. Honestly everyone... it was bad.  I tried to find some ways to tell him that his price point was too high (especially with no reviews, and no face), but honestly felt silly trying to give that feedback given I was there about to pay it. LOL. (It was right before the NYC blizzard so I took the plunge).

For anyone wondering, he does have a cute face, in my opinion. Can't recall, I think he's from Ecuador or Colombia and is pretty new to NYC (by way of Utah). He's located in a tiny spot in the East Village but does have a table. He ZOOMED (truly in less than 10 min) through a full body rubdown and then instantly wanted to get into the deli extras. This was fine but there was no build up and it was just extremely awkward. He kept asking me for guidance on whether or not I should turn over or which part of my body to hit next. Lacked skill and kind of wherewithal of what to do. So yeah, just overall not great unfortunately. 

Pictures are about 80% accurate I'd say. Needless to say, sadly won't be repeating. He asked afterwards via text if I'd leave a review but I kind of just didn't answer that question. I didn't want to leave a negative one as his first on the public page (and didn't want to leave a dishonest good review either) so I opted out of doing so. 

Edited February 26 by sterling724

[BaronArtz]

On 2/25/2026 at 11:35 PM, sterling724 said:

I typically like to try the newbies next door too! I tried Simon was extremely sweet, clearly new to the practice and also a bit nervous. Honestly everyone... it was bad.  I tried to find some ways to tell him that his price point was too high (especially with no reviews, and no face), but honestly felt silly trying to give that feedback given I was there about to pay it. LOL. (It was right before the NYC blizzard so I took the plunge).

For anyone wondering, he does have a cute face, in my opinion. Can't recall, I think he's from Ecuador or Colombia and is pretty new to NYC (by way of Utah). He's located in a tiny spot in the East Village but does have a table. He ZOOMED (truly in less than 10 min) through a full body rubdown and then instantly wanted to get into the deli extras. This was fine but there was no build up and it was just extremely awkward. He kept asking me for guidance on whether or not I should turn over or which part of my body to hit next. Lacked skill and kind of wherewithal of what to do. So yeah, just overall not great unfortunately. 

Pictures are about 80% accurate I'd say. Needless to say, sadly won't be repeating. He asked afterwards via text if I'd leave a review but I kind of just didn't answer that question. I didn't want to leave a negative one as his first on the public page (and didn't want to leave a dishonest good review either) so I opted out of doing so. 

Thank you for saving me $$$$ and a trip to the East Village!