ChristopherHot in NYC

[Topform]

Good morning,

This ad appeared in my feed this AM:

ChristopherHot - Male Massage & Bodywork in Manhattan, NY | RentMasseur

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Gay Masseur ChristopherHot in Manhattan, NY offering a wide range of massages ⭐ experienced in...

 

The photos seemed familiar. The one review said this provider had been in Manhattan a few years ago and was back for a limited engagement.

I reached out to ask about rates and set up. I got a deli style private pic and a reasonable rate for what offered.

But then I asked for a face pic. It was the same guy who was here two years ago. I cannot remember his name for the life of me.

I had set up a massage with him at my place a day in advance. Grew suspicious when he did not confirm closer to the agreed on time. He replied he was helping a friend move and could I come to his place instead a little later. I said fine. Did not hear back. And right about the time of our new appointment, he texted that his roommate was home and I couldn't come over.

Has anyone tried him? Is he worth it.

I wish I could remember his old profile name.

 

Thanks.

[queensboroboy]

Anyone? 

[PittGuy]

How many red flags do you need?  Clearly a flake, I’d keep looking. 

[dutchal]

The massage studio pic is on pinterest, so don't expect the same set up.

[Topform]

On 8/25/2025 at 9:18 AM, dutchal said:

The massage studio pic is on pinterest, so don't expect the same set up.

Lol you were correct!

So I reached out by text to confirm that the set up on his ad was real and he said it was.

Made an appointment for today.

I showed up and he said he would come get me. "I like to see who it is before I bring people to my apartment."

I think the warning should have been the other way. Clearly it was the guy in the pics, but a little rounder. No way he has that nice square jaw line.

Apartment had a narrow corridor that was very crowded and kind of messy, though it opened up to a big double height space.

But it was not the space in the picture, obviously, and there was no massage table in sight.

"The table is in the spa in Florida."

Dipshit!

So I said, "I am looking for a massage on a table. You understand, right? We talked about it." He affirmed that it was true and to his credit apologized.

I turned around to leave and saw that the wash room was off the corridor.

"I just want to wash my hands."

I decided to take a piss, and when I lifted the toilet lid, he (or someone?) had clearly recently taken a dump and forgotten to flush. Bathroom was filthy on top of it all.

This was a gross experience and I cannot unrecommend this provider enough.

PS one of the reviewers on rentmasseur wrote that "all services were on offer" for his session. I hope he remembered to wipe.

 

Edited Saturday at 10:21 PM by Topform