This week at the Gaiety???

[johnnysneakers]

Just wondering who is at the Gaiety this week/weekend as I will be visiting and looking for some fun. Can anyone tell me the lineup and who is hot? Thanks.

[Guest steveyboy]

This review is from another site:

THE GAIETY REVIEW

 

 

1 - Cameron. CAMERON IS A BLONDE HAIRED CANADIAN WHO IS HAS A COMPACT BUT WELL PROPORTIONED SWIMMERS TYPE BUILD. HE HAS AN INNOCENT LOOKING FACE WITH A SOMEWHAT MISCHIEVOUS SMILE, AND LOOKS LIKE HE'D BE FUN TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH. HE IS QUITE SOCIABLE IN THE LOUNGE AREA WITH THE CUSTOMERS. HIS DANCE ROUTINES ARE NOTHING SPECTACULAR. CAMERON NEEDS TO MAKE MORE EYE CONTACT WITH THE AUDIENCE AS HE GIVES THE APPEARANCE OF BEING BORED ON STAGE. HE IS CUTE WITH A NICE BODY AND SHOULD DO WELL THIS

WEEK.

 

2 - Dave. ON ANY OTHER WEEK DAVE WOULD BE THE BIGGEST DANCER. NOT THIS WEEK. DAVE IS A GOOD LOOKING

CANADIAN WHO IS 6 FOOT TALL AND PROBABLY AROUND 220 LBS.

HE IS BEEFY AND DEFINED. HE CAUGHT BOZO'S EYE IN THE LOUNGE

WEARING THAT TIGHT FITTING SLEEVELESS TEE SHIRT THAT SHOWS OFF HIS HUGE ARMS AND MASSIVE SHOULDERS. DAVE SEEMED FRIENDLY IN THE LOUNGE AND ON STAGE. HIS FIRST DANCE NUMBER WAS RATHER UNINSPIRING, HIS SECOND WAS MORE SENSUAL. BOZO WISHES DAVE WOULD FLEX AND POSE MORE ON STAGE SHOWING OFF THOSE HUGE MUSCLES. DAVE ALSO HAS A GORGEOUS ASS. DAVE IS DEFINITELY A CANDIDATE FOR BOZIFICATION.

 

3 - Max. MAX IS CUTE WITH CURLY DARK HAIR AND A

BOYISH FACE. HE HAS A NICE SMOOTH BODY, HOWEVER, IT WAS NOT AS DEFINED AS SOME OF THE OTHER DANCERS. MAX HAS A REAL ENERGETIC STAGE SHOW UNDULATING A LOT. SOMEONE SHOULD TELL

HIM TO SPIT OUT THE GUM BEFORE HE GOES ON STAGE.

 

4 - Jay. JAY IS A TORONTO BOY WITH DIRTY BLONDE

HAIR AND RUGGED GOOD LOOKS. HE HAS A NICE TAN THAT ACCENTUATES HIS BIG BEAUTIFUL MUSCULAR BODY. HE FLEXES A LOT ON STAGE WHICH GOT A RISE OUT OF BOZO. JAY IS ONE OF

THE FEW GAIETY DANCERS THAT DOESN'T SHAVE HIS CHEST HAIR. BOZO FINDS THIS VERY APPEALING. HE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH BODY HAIR, BUT THAT LIGHT BLONDE FUZZ ON HIS CHEST GOING DOWN TO

HIS PUBIC AREA IS A VERY SEXY LOOK FOR JAY.

JAY TOLD BOZO THAT HE THINKS HIS BEST FEATURE IS HIS BUTT , WHICH HE LOVES TO SHOW OFF ON STAGE. JAY SOMETIMES APPEARS A LITTLE UNFRIENDLY, HOWEVER, HE IS REALLY A CHARMER IF YOU GET TO KNOW HIM. JAY IS ANOTHER DEFINITE CANDIDATE TO BE

BOZIFIED THIS WEEK.

 

5 - Ray. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIKE HUGE BROAD

SHOULDERS TAPERING DOWN TO A 28 INCH WAIST, PYTHON LIKE ARMS, BIG BEEFY PECS, AND ROCK SOLID 6 PACK ABS, DON'T GO

ANY FURTHER. RAY IS BACK FROM 2 MONTHS IN HIS NATIVE BRAZIL AND A FEW WEEKS IN SOUTH BEACH, AND HE NEVER LOOKED BETTER. RAY IS 6 FOOT 4 INCHES, 240 LBS. AND PROBABLY NO

MORE THAN 4 OR 5 PERCENT BODY FAT. RAY LOOKS AWESOME. RAY

ALSO HAS AN INNOCENT LOOK ABOUT HIM. RAY'S STAGE PERFORMANCE

HAS IMPROVED DRAMATICALLY SINCE HE WAS LAST AT THE GAIETY.

HE DOES LOTS OF FLEXING AND POSING, AND BOY HE'S GOT PLENTY TO FLEX. HE ALSO LEARNED TO SMILE A LOT MORE , AND APPEARS TO BE ENJOYING HIMSELF ON STAGE. THE MUSIC TO RAY'S ROUTINES ARE ALL NON-VOCALS, AND IS A PERFECT BACKGROUND FOR HIS PERFORMANCE. RAY ALSO HAS A BOYISH CHARM THAT GIVES THIS MUSCLEMAN A VERY APPEALING AND UNINTIMIDATING PERSONA. BOZO'S ONLY CRITICISM OF RAY IS THAT ONE OF HIS ARMS IS COMPLETELY COVERED WITH TATTOOS. BOZO CAN'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THE FASCINATION THAT SOME GUYS HAVE WITH TATTOOS.

RAY TOLD BOZO THAT IT TOOK 8 HOURS FOR THE PROCEDURE, AND IT

WAS VERY PAINFUL. BOZO JUST SHOOK HIS HEAD IN BEWILDERMENT.

RAY ALSO HAS A HUGE ENDOWMENT. THE BIGGEST, BY FAR, OF ALL THE BOYS THIS WEEK. RAY IS NUMBER ONE TO BE BOZIFIED THIS WEEK.

 

6- Stanley. STANLEY WAS MAKING HIS FIRST GAIETY

APPEARANCE. IT MAY WELL BE HIS LAST. STANLEY IS BEYOND

SKINNY OR SLENDER. HE LOOKS ANOREXIC. BOZO ACTUALLY SAW

THE SKELATAL MUSCLES IN STANLEY'S CHEST AND SHOULDERS. HE COULDN'T WEIGH MORE THAN 100 LBS. STANLEY DOES HAVE A CUTE

FACE. HE REMINDED BOZO OF KIRK CAMERON'S KID BROTHER ON GROWING PAINS. HIS FIRST DANCE ROUTINE WAS AVERAGE, HIS SECOND WAS MEMORABLE ONLY FOR THE FACT THAT WHEN STANLEY WAS

IN HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT, HE WAS SO EMACIATED LOOKING IT WAS PAINFUL TO WATCH.

 

7 - Quinn. QUINN WAS APPARENTLY A FILL IN UNTIL THE

SCHEDULED DANCER ARRIVED. QUINN IS A BLACK DANCER WITH A NICELY PROPORTIONED PHYSIQUE. HE SEEMED TO BE ENJOYNG HIMSELF ON STAGE, AND HAD AN ABOVE AVERAGE SHOW.

[Guest Raffy]

stevey, what's the site you got this from?

thanks

[Guest steveyboy]

Raffy,

It's from:

[http://www.muscleservice.com/]

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

In the entire review there isn't a SINGLE reference to any of the guy's cocks. You're not really going there to watch them DANCE, are you?!?

[Michael]

No, of course not ... but (not surprisingly, considering where the review came from) this reviewer is obviously into muscle.

 

Amazing though it may seem to some people there are more things that can make a guy attractive than the size of his dick.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>Amazing though it may seem to

>some people there are more

>things that can make a

>guy attractive than the size

>of his dick.

 

That's true. However, men are going to see these guys dance NAKED. If they wanted to actually go see DANCERS then they'd go to the ballet or modern dance and watch guys DANCE and not merely suggestively gyrate to bad music. So if someone is going to review something like this, they should keep in mind that some guys don't care about muscles and are into dicks. And there's nothing wrong with that.

[Michael]

No, there's nothing wrong with that at all ...

 

... but the guy who originally wrote this review posted it to a message board that is specifically oriented towards *muscle* ...

 

It seems to me that it's more than a little ungrateful to blame him for not having the foresight to realise that somebody (who was also just trying to be helpful) would post a copy of it here.

[johnnysneakers]

Down Girls!!!! I just wanted some info on the boys, not a debate on the critics.

 

Thanks Steve for Bozo's reviews; this is very helpful and I must admit I have never seen this section on muscleservice so I will have to explore there, but first I am off to the G tomorrow. This is like calling the auto club and getting a Trip-tik. Thanks everyone.

[NY Observer]

Suspected additions to the lineup on Friday include Jamie, Mason and Sebastian, an excellent start to the new cast.