Political Humor

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This should ruffle some tail feathers.

hehehehe

 

 

 

> > The Kennebunkport Hillbilly

> >

> > (sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song)

> >

> > Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush.

> > His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.

> > He drank like a fish while he drove all about.

> > But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.

> > DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.

> >

> > Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.

> > He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.

> > He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.

> > And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.

> > Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.

> >

> > The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.

> > Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."

> > Let the common people get maimed and scarred.

> > We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.

> > Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Easy street.

> >

> > Twenty years later George gets a little bored.

> > He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.

> > He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."

> > So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.

> > Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.

> >

> > Come November 7, the election ran late.

> > Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"

> > "Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."

> > So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.

> > Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.

> >

> > Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.

> > Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."

> > "Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.

> > And that's how George finally got his coronation.

> > Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.

> > Y'all come vote now. Ya hear?

> >

> > Paid for by the Katherine Harris Foundation for Corrective Plastic

>Surgery

[Guest allansmith63]

LAST EDITED ON Feb-22-01 AT 01:37PM (EST)[p]...as a canajun observer, Bush seems to be an intellectual level or two beneath Jed Clampett, and he certainly wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

 

Allan :-)

[Guest jizzdepapi]

i love this. thank you, thank you. can't carry a tune anymore but finally i have something to do in the shower.

 

40 years ago, i might have paid to be with buddy, in ways i didn't even know about or understand; buddy would have shown me what to do--i'm sure. talk about tits and ass. he had it all over ellie-mae i think. and i gladly would have taken fashion lessons from granny.

 

jethro didn't float my boat but he was cool anyway.

 

now i had diffent feelings for john-boy but i saved all that for romance, much later

[Guest curious2000]

LOL, very funny Shadow!I needed a laugh today. I rarely laugh out loud at email jokes but yours was the exception...unfortunately it is true!!! I still can't believe Dubbya is actually the Commander in Chief! ughhhhh ,what a historical disaster he will end up being. More like the Commander of Cheat.

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I aim to please.

 

Anyone else have anymore political jokes.It doesn't have to be directed towards GW (but the most funny ones are in my opinion).