Detroit $160...bullshit honey

[TakeOneForTheTeam]

No Detroit is not for sale for $160. We're up and coming and we're having a renaissance. However here's something I want to let everybody know of if you happen to come to our favorite City. For the last couple of months it is becoming overt all these people coming to our country hello immigrants and I hope pray to God they don't close the borders cuz some of you are gorgeous with massive members, I digress, they come to the country for the American dream to give a rub and tug all for $160 in Detroit. This would happen occasionally but lately it's everywhere. Colombians and Cubans and one guy from nags Head North Carolina for God's sake I have no idea what he was here. I digress. So I hired this one guy but I had reached out to four different ones simply inquiring for time and location of what the 160 included and does this mean there will be and up so when I get there because I'm not doing that honey. The guy I hired was from Russia. So they're not all Guatemalan. Anyhow his English was horrific. We had to get the Google translator out to have a conversation with each other clicking on the microphone in English where I said do you have lotion or oil and then he had to click on the microphone and Russian and say no which I think I would have understood however you say that in Russian anyhow. As the massage progressed with me lying on the hotel bed with on my stomach I felt like a considerable amount of time went by and I said how much time is that he said 5 minutes I said this isn't a full body massage. Well suddenly the time was up he said for an extra $50 he would get me off. It was a horrible experience and I told him I ain't paying you $160 cuz this is not what we agreed on and I guess when he was rubbing me and especially down on my feet area he must have been on his phone going through a Rosetta Stone course in English because suddenly he understood what I meant when I said I'm not paying $160. Now here's where it gets that's all as if it's not bizarre enough. He said excuse me again I'm perfect English went into the bathroom started screaming in Russian on his phone and then switch to English I told him he has to pay $160. I'm thinking I'm going to make a getaway. I left him $100 and why I did that I don't know it should have been 20. Now what piss me off is his door to his room was straight next to the hotel elevator. I knew he was going to come running for me so I ran into the flight of stairs and we were on the 14th floor of the Radisson. So I ran down three flights to throw him off. He knew I wasn't on the elevator of that quick and then I could hear him running down the flight of steps to find me so then I took my feet and pounded really really hard but not moving I want him to think I was still going down and then I stopped and opened the door on the 9th floor and went to the hall but he continued going down to the 8th floor thinking I was down there. I have no idea if I said that right but I know what I'm trying to do. So I ran to the third floor because that's where they have a cocktail lounge and I've got a $60 so let's have a good time. Then I remembered I was driving and I have to be ethical because I'm nothing if not ethical and moral so I only had one pina colada and it was weak. The next day I got a text message from some guy claiming he runs a brothel and I cheated him in one of his guys out of money and if I don't pay up he will go all over social media and the ambassed me and my family and I'm thinking please do. I can't stand my family cuz I hate me cuz I went for us and they threw me out 40 years ago. Go for them all you want honey. Over the next day I had three more messages aligned with the numbers for all the guys on card about at $160 now they want money according to the guy that runs a brothel because I didn't hurt them which was a waste of their time to even engage in a text inquiry. Anybody else have an experience like this and I'm not talking about running down the Radisson staircase but I'm talking about getting messages where they're threatening you and your family because you didn't pay them. Flights to Florida in Miami and fort Lauderdale to Detroit round trip around $120 and sometimes less which is why these guys are all here. I've noticed a lot of Colombian coffee in the air. Not a bad thing. I wish everyone here pleasant success in all your endeavors. 

[Ali Gator]

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Anyhow his English was horrific. 

Since you brought this up, I must say not only was his English horrific. 

[za812]

I've never tried meth, but is it like this?

[Ali Gator]

I got dizzy after reading this. 

[Medin]

I'm guessing Colonexstacy is back and using a new profile name?  

[+ 7829V]

6 hours ago, Ali Gator said:

I got dizzy after reading this. 

Here is the summary. Courtesy of AI. 
 

    •    Detroit is experiencing a resurgence, but there has been an increase in illicit massage services.
    •    Many immigrants, including Colombians, Cubans, and some Americans, are involved in these services, often charging $160.
    •    The writer hired a Russian masseur whose English was poor, leading to communication issues.
    •    The masseur tried to charge an extra $50 for additional services, which the writer refused.
    •    A confrontation followed, with the masseur switching between Russian and English, demanding $160.
    •    The writer left $100, evaded the masseur by running down stairs, and hid on another floor.
    •    The next day, the writer received threatening messages from someone claiming to run a brothel, accusing them of underpaying.
    •    Similar threatening messages followed, pressuring the writer to pay for the time spent on inquiries.
    •    Flights from Florida to Detroit are affordable, leading to more people coming to the city for this kind of activity.
    •    Writer dismisses the threats and wishes success to others.

[VersOral]

On 9/22/2024 at 8:59 PM, 7829V said:

Here is the summary. Courtesy of AI. 
 

    •    Detroit is experiencing a resurgence, but there has been an increase in illicit massage services.
    •    Many immigrants, including Colombians, Cubans, and some Americans, are involved in these services, often charging $160.
    •    The writer hired a Russian masseur whose English was poor, leading to communication issues.
    •    The masseur tried to charge an extra $50 for additional services, which the writer refused.
    •    A confrontation followed, with the masseur switching between Russian and English, demanding $160.
    •    The writer left $100, evaded the masseur by running down stairs, and hid on another floor.
    •    The next day, the writer received threatening messages from someone claiming to run a brothel, accusing them of underpaying.
    •    Similar threatening messages followed, pressuring the writer to pay for the time spent on inquiries.
    •    Flights from Florida to Detroit are affordable, leading to more people coming to the city for this kind of activity.
    •    Writer dismisses the threats and wishes success to others.

Why didn't he say so in the first place?