I'm guessing a small weenie...

[samhexum]

A desperate home hunter let it all hang out to seal the deal — sending nude shots of himself to workers at a realty firm where he applied for a pad.

Staijeck Helm, 23, faces felony charges after he allegedly AirDropped the nudey pics to Tulsa, Okla., realtors.

Helm, who reportedly lives with his parents, used the iPhone feature to share pics of his “private parts and of himself naked in front of a mirror,” according to court documents obtained by The Smoking Gun.

On May 1, realtors had directed Helm to sit at a computer during the application process, when he allegedly sent the pervy pics to two employees.

“Curious as to what the contents were, they both accepted the AirDrop,” only to find the unwanted nudes, the police report said.

Helms was charged with “indecent exposure via digital means,” and released on $2,000 bond, according to the report.

He didn’t get approved for an apartment.

[+ augustus]

1 hour ago, samhexum said:

Helms was charged with “indecent exposure via digital means,” and released on $2,000 bond, according to the report.

Why is this even a crime?  If he was told to stop sending pics but continued to, then it would be harassment.  Or if he sent them to minors.  I guess it may be like exposing yourself in public, I don't know.

Edited May 29, 2023 by augustus