IanCuban

[Trick]

I met this guy last night.  Yes, he did give me my KFC, he kissed me once, he fucked and came.  Everything was done in under 20 minutes.  When I said I had more time, he said his friend who was outside needed to get in. I just left.

https://rent.men/Iancuban

[wsc]

KFC?

Can someone shed light thereupon?

[musclestuduws]

38 minutes ago, wsc said:

KFC?

Can someone shed light thereupon?

I infer it means kiss, fuck, cum. Although it might just mean Kentucky Fried Chicken.  🤣

[wsc]

Thank you for explaining this. Now, I don't feel quite so out of touch.

[muslnicknj]

18 minutes ago, wsc said:

Thank you for explaining this. Now, I don't feel quite so out of touch.

I thought the same thing!

[+ DynamicUno]

Good to know, I was going to ask if he put the gravy on his mashed potatoes...

Edited December 24, 2022 by DynamicUno

[guru68]

There's a motto for an escort service:  We do chicken right!

[musclestuduws]

7 minutes ago, guru68 said:

There's a motto for an escort service:  We do chicken right!

I thought the escorts’s union motto was “We have the meats!” 🤣

[wsc]

Charities have Meals on Wheels; escorts have Meat with Feet.

[Wanderoz]

1 minute ago, wsc said:

Charities have Meals on Wheels; escorts have Meat with Feet.

We’re on a roll. 

[Trick]

I know a tagline with “lickin’ good” but in this context it has nothing to do with fingers.

[jcmiami1]

Besides the KFC reference 😆 I’m in Miami thanks for the 411 not to hire that guy!

[robberbaron4u]

Well...there are those who don't get even 20 minutes of "action" in their lifetime.

[Trick]

1 hour ago, robberbaron4u said:

Well...there are those who don't get even 20 minutes of "action" in their lifetime.

I wouldn’t have griped if it were “good action”.  But getting one hesitant kiss and having a semi-soft dick being shoved in my ass nowhere comes near “good.” This guy has no place in the escort business.  It felt like he was traveling with his friends, needed some cash and did some escorting to get it.

Edited December 24, 2022 by Trick

[robberbaron4u]

49 minutes ago, Trick said:

I wouldn’t have griped if it were “good action”.  But getting one hesitant kiss and having a semi-soft dick being shoved in my ass nowhere comes near “good.” This guy has no place in the escort business.  It felt like he was traveling with his friends, needed some cash and did some escorting to get it.

My remark was made in jest. I appreciate, fully, your dissatisfaction with the "hire". 

[Marc in Calif]

18 hours ago, Trick said:

Yes, he did give me my KFC, he kissed me once, he fucked and came. 

I guess this could have been one way to format the statement. 😎

Edited December 24, 2022 by Marc in Calif

[guru68]

3 hours ago, Trick said:

I wouldn’t have griped if it were “good action”.  But getting one hesitant kiss and having a semi-soft dick being shoved in my ass nowhere comes near “good.” This guy has no place in the escort business.  It felt like he was traveling with his friends, needed some cash and did some escorting to get it.

Maybe he gave the KFC to get some KFC - symmetry.

[Trick]

2 hours ago, guru68 said:

Maybe he gave the KFC to get some KFC - symmetry.

But I spend more time eating at a KFC than the time getting his KFC.

[guru68]

5 minutes ago, Trick said:

But I spend more time eating at a KFC than the time getting his KFC.

So you kind of had the KFC drivethru service.

[JayinHKNYC]

On 12/24/2022 at 10:24 AM, musclestuduws said:

I thought the escorts’s union motto was “We have the meats!” 🤣

For some escorts, not meats, but "peaches galore".

[+ cougar]

Well he does say in his profile he has a very busy life, sorry he did not give the the full allotted time. 

[Trick]

2 hours ago, cougar said:

Well he does say in his profile he has a very busy life, sorry he did not give the the full allotted time. 

I missed that!  He got me at “satisfy your needs and fantasies”

[musclestuduws]

Happy to see that KFC has spawned many clever and hilarious variations. Keep them coming. 🤣

[musclestuduws]

6 hours ago, JayinHKNYC said:

For some escorts, not meats, but "peaches galore".

And we all know how delicious peaches can be, YUM! 

[guru68]

There's a "filled to bursting" slogan to be had in there somewhere.