American Idol as American Escort

[Guest Big14U]

Was responding on another thread and said if I'd hit the Powerball lottery about taking an escort around the world on a trip for a year.

 

I was thinking it would be great to have what I'd call an American Idol search for the American Escort.

 

Qualifications would be 18-45, male, and versital.

 

I think there would be not 3 but 5 judges going around the country performing the auditions. Of course in my fantasy the judges would be paying each of the contestants for each hour of their time.

 

The judges would consist of Me ( of course ), A hot porno star top, A hot porno stud bottom, A hot porno versital stud, and what I'd call a mystery judge (someone from this site perhaps).

 

Each round would mean that each judge gets to hire the escort on different days of course and see if they have what it would take to be America's Escort.

 

 

Points would be given to each contestant by the judges based on the following.

 

Versatility 33%

Personality 12%

Looks 15%

Kissability 10%

Comfort Factor 15%

Rehire factor 15%

 

After a year long search would of course have the top 10 rehired by the judges, reevaluated and then the American Escort would be chosen.

 

Of course given an unlimited budget I'd be filming the escorts and porn star meetings for those that would agree. And perhaps as a final a live webcast of the winning auditions with the porno star judges having their way with the escort of the year!

 

Ahhhh Fantasies......

 

Its time to go clean up

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

Greetings~

 

Actually, it's a great concept... Unrealistic, but fun.

 

I can think of a few on here that would play the prodigal 'Simon' personality~ the whole 'dry wit with obvious favoritism' feeling. In addition, you'll also need a bleeding heart, ala Paula Abdul, to let every escort know that 'they were the very best top/bottom he's had.' I can already see the lines forming for these coveted jugding spots...

 

How would the phone voting system work? More importantly, would Fox be willing to carry this program? Probably, considering they produced the legendary (ha) 'Tanya and Nancy' teledrama five years ago.

 

 

Warmest Regards,

 

 

 

Benjamin Nicholas

Escort@ChiKindaKid.com

http://www.ChiKindaKid.com