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Poor Ralph

 

Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.

 

Given this prognosis, Ralph ask his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees and they make love.

 

About six hours later the husband goes to his wife and says, Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours ro live. Could we please do it one more time? Of course the wife agrees and they do it again.

 

Later as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please.... just one more time before I die? She says "Of course, dear", and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.

 

Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns until he's down to only 4 more hours. He taps his wife and wakes her. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could....?"

 

At this point the wife rolls over and says,

 

"Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning... YOU DON'T.

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