why gay marriage is wrong

[Guest josephga]

[Guest andrewd]

sarcasm: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual or group

 

wit: the ability to perceive and express in an ingeniously humorous manner the relationship between seemingly incongruous or disparate things.

 

If I ever get married, I want these to be my wedding vows and I want this kid to officiate the ceremony. That is unless after viewing more of his narrative my current state of puppy love moves into the category of full blown, running through poppy filled fields to rainbows end, sweep me off my feet, I'll do the dishes to the end of time kinda love and then he will be at my side during said ceremony.

 

Now granted, he may have to be chained and gagged (at least until we get past that pesky he who objects part) for the duration, but mark my words he will come to love in a healthy stalker kinda way as have I.

 

At any rate, thanks for posting, josephga, and for giving me a new reason for living.

[doctordoctor]

this would be more persuasive to the straight population if he wasn't so gay-sounding....

 

the ironic sarcasm is excellent....

[Rick Munroe]

>this would be more persuasive to the straight population if

>he wasn't so gay-sounding....

 

How exactly does one "sound gay"? What is "gay" about the way he sounds?