An Interesting Post in the erotic section of Chicago C/L

[Guest CURIOUS35]

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I find this ad funny , yet had an effect on me-- I feel I have to check them out! What do you think?

 

http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/ers/905135204.html

 

ALL ABOUTH MENZ GROOMING NEEDZ. MENZ HAIR CUTZ, ZHAVEZ, FADEZ, LINE UPZ, BLOW OUTZ, GRAPHICZ, BRAZILIAN WAX, VIKINI WAX, BODY TRIMMING. AND THE MOZT POPULAR IN DEMANDING MAZZAGE. VERY PRIVATE, CLEAN, AND DIZCREET LIKE YOU DEZERVED. TO GIVE YOU NICE GOOD RELAXATION. WHIT WONDERFULL HAPPY END. CALL OZZYE TO MAKE YOUR NEXT ZECION.(ZHOP 773 735 8763 CELL 773 425 0886) ZHOWER AVAILABLE. OPEN 7 DAYZ A WEEK 8:00AM TILL 8:00 PM OR LATE. ZATURDAYZ OPEN AT 6:00 AM . MAJOR CREDIT CARDZ ACEPTED. VIZA, MAZTERCARD, DIZCOVERY. 5054 ZOUTH KOLIN AVE CHICAGO IL 60632.(MENZ TO MENZ)(MENZ TO MENZ)(MENZ TO MENZ)

[Guest CURIOUS35]

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Craig's List does always gives me some sort of amusement. here is a post I found today!:

 

 

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/902106963.html

 

"young boy here, slim build, white, dark hair and eyes, in a pretty sticky situation.

its a huge possibility that i might be needing somewhere to stay for a while pretty soon. on top of that, im going to need a little help getting on my feet as well.

im really looking for a really cool normal guy who i can have a conversation with as well as get an allowance from

javascript:smilie(':7')im open to ideas as to what i need to do for you to gain this kind of relationship.

it would be splendid if maybe we met somewhere on michigan or oak and shopped around a little, talked, then went back to your place to take things further.

please let me know guys.

take care! "

 

The dude is looking for the ultimate Sugar Dad! What really caught my attention was where he wants to meet! ---Michigan avenue and Oak Street. The most expensive place to shop in Ch Town. Is he insinuating , the Sugah dadah must live in the Gold Coast!? Why, if he were Richard Gere in his prime or even Brad or Tom (as they appeared in their first blockbuster movies-- maybe there will be takers.

 

I am tempted to respond and maybe ask for pictures -- who knows? he may be the hidden treasure of Chicago !

 

 

 

 

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[Guest CURIOUS35]

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Is this guy the Ethan E Guy who has a blog?

 

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/901150162.html He looks hot!:9 :9 :9 :9

[Guest CURIOUS35]

:-) :-) :-) :-) I just noted that clients also do reviews in C/L ?

 

 

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/900952029.html

 

"I just got a massage from bobby in lakeview it was the best massage I have ever had. It wasent rushed and he has a great touch. ":7 :7 :7 I wonder if C/L has a data base of reviews.

[Guest CURIOUS35]

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Just noticed that Kennedy's new E Guy has fluctuating prices!

 

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/900467925.html

 

I saw some post where his asking price was $250 In and $275 out!

 

Maybe this is Kennedy's version of a subsidized E Guy service "

 

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[Guest CURIOUS35]

The economy of Texas is so bad the boys are coming to Chi Town and offering Kennedy some competition for a deep deep discount? $100...check the ad out!

 

 

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/902666052.html

 

"...Hey Guys sexy ryan is here i am new to chicago from san antonio

 

 

21 5'7'' 135 lbs latino twink 7 incut totally smooth and totally vers!

 

100 OUTCALL SPECIAL!

 

CALL ME NOW! I WANT SERIOUS INQUIRES ONLY! NO EMAILS! NO BLOCKED NUMBERS I WILL NOT REPSOND! I AM 1000000% REAL AND YOU BE TOO!

 

210-724-1166

 

"

 

I am kinda suspicious though! $100 for an OUTCALL? Hmmmmm! me afraid.

[Guest CURIOUS35]

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This guy wants a dog walker!

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/901725127.ht

 

Leash and Collar me - m4m - 49 (Chicago)

Then walk me like your dog. i am straight so no sex. Humiliation only. Will tip . THanx

 

 

he says he will tip...but what do E Guys get for this kind of service? he also says he is str8, yet, he is willing to be leashed? If he would let me walk him in the Mag Mile...I would be happy to call the paparazzi and take pictures of me, walking him!

[Guest CURIOUS35]

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This post is not from me! I wish the words were mine...It is kinda similar to my style...but NO! It is not mine

 

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/900773995.html

 

my experience with that guy.... - m4m - 24 (north side)

 

"...I was hanging out one friday afternoon,

and decided to check out the erotic section on

craigslist. I saw this one ad with a catchy title

"Nice" I thought...So I decided to try him out

 

 

I arrive, and was greeted with a smile

he was hot and super cool

 

He tells me to take off all of my clothes,

and that he'd be back.

 

I get on the table. He walks back in the room,

and strips down to his birthday suit.

 

His smooth toned body did it for me.

He then started to put warm oil all

over my body... "hmmmn"

 

I started to breath heavily..

"God, this feels REALLY good." I thought

He goes in deeper as I let out

an "hmmmm".

His hands then moved

down to .....

 

... just contact max...

 

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x218/eurostyle83/maxchest.jpg?t=1225476394

[Guest CURIOUS35]

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C/L does have a red Flag section too!

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/900619192.html

 

A beautiful massage - m4m - 26 (wicker park) FAKE PICTURE!!!! - m4m (FAKE PICTURE!!!)

 

 

"...THE PHOTO IS NOT THE GUY THAT COMES TO YOUR DOOR!!DONT DO IT!!! SMOKER, STINKY...DONT DO IT!! THE PHOTO IS NOT HIM!! "

 

Of my! If I were this guy, i would not even smell him or let him in. Thanks God for security cam!

[Guest CURIOUS35]

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Another photographic slant?

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/900233119.html

 

 

"...Do you need someone to take nude pictures of you? Well look no further! Willing to take non-professional but high quality digital pictures of you in any pose you would like. Then you will be provided with all copies of the photos to your email or on a disk.

 

PHOTOGRAPHY SESSION PACKAGE:

 

$35 *-SINGLE PERSON PHOTO SESSION

$45 *-COUPLE PHOTO SESSION

$55 *-THREESOME PHOTO SESSION

$100 *-ORGY PHOTO SESSION

 

SEND AN EMAIL FOR AN APPOINTMENT TODAY!!!!

OUT CALLS ONLY!

FEMALE PHOTOGRAPHER!!!!!!!

 

PICTURES ONLY!!!PICTURES ONLY!!!PICTURES ONLY!!!

NO SEXUAL FAVORS! NO SEXUAL FAVORS!"

 

Hmmmm:P I wonder if....

 

 

 

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[Guest zipperzone]

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>Craig's List does always gives me some sort of amusement. here

>is a post I found today!:

>

>

>http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/902106963.html

>

>"young boy here, slim build, white, dark hair and eyes,

>in a pretty sticky situation.

 

Sounds like it might be a vice sting - look out for Chris Hansen offering to carry the shopping bags.

[Guest zipperzone]

>:-) :-) :-) :-) I just noted that clients also do reviews in

>C/L ?

>

>

>http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/900952029.html

>

>"I just got a massage from bobby in lakeview it was the

>best massage I have ever had. It wasent rushed and he has a

>great touch. ":7 :7 :7 I wonder if C/L has a data base

>of reviews.

>

 

I'd bet this "review" was placed by "bobby in lakeview"

[Guest CURIOUS35]

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ZIP! I was on the same wavelength as you are :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

[+ Axiom2001]

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>

>Is this guy the Ethan E Guy who has a blog?

>

>http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/901150162.html He looks

>hot!:9 :9 :9 :9

 

 

 

 

This guy is hot! I'd invite him to my party any day or night! :9 :9 :9 :9 :9 :9 :9 :9

[+ Axiom2001]

>:-) :-) :-) :-)

>

>I find this ad funny , yet had an effect on me-- I feel I have

>to check them out! What do you think?

>

>http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/ers/905135204.html

>

>ALL ABOUTH MENZ GROOMING NEEDZ. MENZ HAIR CUTZ, ZHAVEZ, FADEZ,

>LINE UPZ, BLOW OUTZ, GRAPHICZ, BRAZILIAN WAX, VIKINI WAX, BODY

>TRIMMING. AND THE MOZT POPULAR IN DEMANDING MAZZAGE. VERY

>PRIVATE, CLEAN, AND DIZCREET LIKE YOU DEZERVED. TO GIVE YOU

>NICE GOOD RELAXATION. WHIT WONDERFULL HAPPY END. CALL OZZYE TO

>MAKE YOUR NEXT ZECION.(ZHOP 773 735 8763 CELL 773 425 0886)

>ZHOWER AVAILABLE. OPEN 7 DAYZ A WEEK 8:00AM TILL 8:00 PM OR

>LATE. ZATURDAYZ OPEN AT 6:00 AM . MAJOR CREDIT CARDZ ACEPTED.

>VIZA, MAZTERCARD, DIZCOVERY. 5054 ZOUTH KOLIN AVE CHICAGO IL

>60632.(MENZ TO MENZ)(MENZ TO MENZ)(MENZ TO MENZ)

>

>

 

 

 

I abhor ads on Craig's List that are all in CAPS. It's called "screaming at the reader" in computer language. I know because I was taught this in some of the computer/internet classes that I took.

 

When I have seen ads written in such a manner in the "SFBay" section on Craigslist, I've responded to the guys who've advertised as such.

 

Strangely enough and fortunate for me in terms of my sensitive self, they've replied back rather cordially by saying thanks and other things!

 

Aside from the all CAPS ad that's here, I do think the guy is hot (even in his being all-clothed), and perhaps I'd answer his call if I were in ChiTown!