Mike Jones with the loose lips

[Guest zipperzone]

As reported in the Washington Blade this week.......

 

Mike Jones, the escort who outed Ted Haggard, is now claiming that he also had none other than Sen. Larry "Wide Stance" Craig as a client.

 

According to Jones, Craig "ate my butt and then he performed oral sex on me while he got off"

 

I wonder how long his wife will stay with him if this gets wide circulation, especially as he is not running for re-election again?

[+ Lucky]

...and you believe him? Why did he wait so long to say so? Perhaps Mike is unhappy that his fifteen minutes are over and he knows Craig can't comment on it.

[Guest ncm2169]

Is this "new" news? I have this vague recollection of Jones disclosing this right around the time of Wide-Stance-Gate.

 

As for Da Wife, Suzanne, if she isn't about the most clueless broad around, I don't know who is. x(

[+ Lucky]

I googled around , but all I can find is that this is a recent disclosure by Jones. So apparently he is going for that sixteenth minute.

[Guest zipperzone]

>...and you believe him? Why did he wait so long to say so?

>Perhaps Mike is unhappy that his fifteen minutes are over and

>he knows Craig can't comment on it.

 

I didn't actually say I believed it - just reporting the news as I find it. One a 1 to 10 scale, I'd give it a 5. But quite frankly - I'd really like it to be true as it would show up that lying bastard Craig for what he really is.

[Guest jeffOH]

Old news from 10/05/07

 

http://www.towleroad.com/2007/10/ted-haggard-esc.html

[Guest ncm2169]

Thanks Jeff!! :* I'm glad I'm not imagining things. x(

[Guest jeffOH]

>Thanks Jeff!! :* I'm glad I'm not imagining things. x(

 

You're welcome. :-) It sounds like Mike Jones is now giving details of their alleged encounter, not previously disclosed.

[Guest jeffOH]

>Thanks Jeff!! :* I'm glad I'm not imagining things. x(

 

You're welcome. :-) It sounds like Mike Jones is now giving details of their alleged encounter, not previously disclosed.

[+ Lucky]

Try imagining Craig's tongue licking Jones' ass, pushing deeper and deeper inside, rolling around the edges, and then Craig lifting his tongue up to Jones' mouth and giving him a taste of his own man butter...mmmm...

[Guest ncm2169]

Eeeeew. x(

 

The only mental picture worse than that would be Wide Stance and his wife, Suzanne, trying to figure out how their respective machinery fit together. x(

 

GAWD, she must be the most clueless ... oh hell, I'm repeating myself.