My friend got banned from Whole Foods--jokes

[+ tassojunior]

He was buying dog food when a talkative Millenial asked "Do you have a dog?"

Being sarcastic and to get rid of the pest his response was no, he ate the food himself to lose weight but the customer asked how that was going.

He responded "very well, I lost ten pounds but ended up in the the ICU" to which he was asked "because of the dog food's ingredients?"

To which he responded "No, because I stepped off the curb to smell an amazing golden retriever's butt and got hit by a car".

Edited March 1, 2021 by tassojunior

[+ tassojunior]

We don’t talk enough about how the months of the year spell Jason