'MY THERAPIST SAYS........'

[Lankypeters]

Inspired by a related thread, herewith, overheard over the years, all genuine, I assure you:

 

'MY THERAPIST SAYS......"

 

"My therapist says I have issues."

 

"My therapist says we have issues."

 

"My therapist says I need to just sit down and think about my life."

 

"My therapist says I may have a problem with summer."

 

"My therapists says I'm sex negative."

 

"My therapist says his Uncle Mel was a back seat driver."

 

"My therapist says I need to re-think my dog."

 

"My therapist says women also have to get up to go to the bathroom during the night."

 

 

..........anyone with further gems to add?..........

 

 

"I'd say that's a bit of an extreme reaction, now wouldn't you?" -- N.F. Bates

 

 

Lankypeters

[JamesK840]

My therapist says, "Here's a prescription."

[+ Hoover42]

"I can can assure you, people are not looking at your sweaty forehead. People in this town are SO self-absorbed, you could be wearing a bloody towel wrapped around your head and no one would notice."

 

...Hoover

[TxAlphaDog]

My therapist says "Yes, I do think it would a good idea for you to hire male escorts. It might reduce some of your stress and anxiety."

 

It's true! No lie!

I had a good therapist :-)

[Steven_Draker]

> My therapist says "Yes, I do think it would a good idea for you to hire male escorts. It might reduce some of your stress and anxiety."

 

Ha ha, that's a famous quote.

[Guest zipperzone]

My thetapist says...... "No you can't suck my cock - until your outstanding account with me is paid in full"

[+ Hoover42]

Care to share his phone number?

 

...Hoover